Essex

Essex is a unique and special place in the south east of England!

It pays homage to high heels, tanned legs, short dresses, big boobs, big hair, big love, goldschlager, paratroopers, a hatred of the (cold) north and the best girls you could ever wish meet!

Stephanie: I just need one more hour to finish fake tanning and then someone will need to help me get my boobs in my dress because they are massive!

Michelle: Ok baaaabe! Do u think my dress is short enough for Essex? I wana pull a Para!!

Andrea: Boo Yea! I'm going out with big hair and we are guna shot too much Goldschlager!

by Mate yer... July 30, 2009

Essex

Worst place ever (for GOOD looking girls)

Arn't there some horrible girls in essex?

by Mozzie May 2, 2004

Essex

Small town on the North Shore of Massachusetts known for its clam-diggers, clam-digging activities, and annual chowder festival.

Dude there's a county in England called Essex, but there's a town in the U.S. now? WOH!

by Ancient Gold Dragon September 3, 2005

Essex

An area in England known for being the definition of shite. Within the boundaries of Essex, a society of rejected misfits resides. It is rumoured that this polulation has a sole diet of Hobnobs, and not the tasty chocolate ones.

1: Hey man, have you been to Essex?
2: No way! I want to keep my dignity!

by ArnoldHobinator April 26, 2016

Essex

A town in northeastern Massachusetts. Essex has a lot of antique shops. The town is known for Farnham's, a seafood restaurant.

I had a nice dinner at Farnham's in Essex today.

by furbymaster45 December 20, 2011

Essex

Hick town on the outskirts on Windsor Ontario. Full of rednecks and people who like drugs, booze and on most occasions easy women. Dislike other minorities for the most part and usually wish they are from Alabama... Most also have a love for NASCAR.

You are being so Essex, put down the shotgun

by Acidwash July 27, 2009

Essex

the best place in massachusetts! great sea food and also known for antiques. Everyone who visits goes to Farnhams the best seafood place around. If your planning a visit to the US deffinatally stop here! we are the best!

stupid place in england is only immitating (aka the essex there)

by jess k April 21, 2006