esimran

The quintessential muslim. Also the most failed terrorist in Al-Qaeda history. Does not like the idea of America, or his homeland Israel, which has been taken over by infidels. Has 3 wives, 27 children, and 2 fathers. Commonly found wearing a slightly dirty white shirt and covering black suit or winter jacket. Runs a Pakistanni restaurant even though he hails from Islamabad. Always seen wearing the signature turban which veils the silky, oily hair which has been rumored to reach down to his b-hole. Often used for sexual pleasure of his own and his many wives and their b-holes. Pronounced ER-ser-men. (Jihadist extremist)

John: White shirt, suit coat, and turban? Must be an esimran.
Tac: Better stay away, it looks dangerous.

by Cat X Custer March 8, 2013

esio trot

Special creature with hard exoskeleton, scaly skin and a hardy character. Mainly found in the deserts of Africa

I have a pet esio trot

by scooblediboo January 13, 2009

esihebdeb

Means two things

- #fatherjosh
-a big fat person that has wrinkles in his arm pits .

Look at that esihebdeb , what a faggot !!

by Esihebdeb June 23, 2019

Esidyisss

Esidyisss; adj ; fancy word for dumbass
(this was created by two dumbass minecraft youtubers in their early years, they are often presented by cailacurses on twitch.tv)

example: "you are a fucking esidyisss dave"

by Blobby_is_boi March 11, 2021

Vanpiro Esiten

The way a graffiti described the apparently discover of vampires in nowadays society. Derivated from spanish "Vampiros existen".

Bro: Ey u, what's that behind your back?.

Me: Oh Shit! Vanpiro Esiten!

by anonymous December 26, 2019

Esilda

An extremely beautiful girl that is usually shy and has a low self esteem. She can't see her own beauty and is very modest.

Girl 1: Did you meet that gorgeous new girl?
Girl 2: The shy one?
Girl 1: Yeah, she's such an Esilda.

by Ohmygock July 28, 2012

esis

Teacher's worst nightmare. A website that they are supposed to use to keep track of their students grades. Doesn't give teachers any control when it's night for progress reports.

teacher: esis sucks

student: yeah just don't keep track and give us A's

by Shindigger January 25, 2009