Esteban

A super awesome, caring and funny guy, who makes a great best friend, and is super easy to fall in love with, but for some reason, has very bad taste in girls. He is extremly hot, and many girls have a crush on him. He is often short (but sexy), has strong faith in God, and loves his mother. Alot.

Me: "I love you Esteban"

Esteban:"Like a best friend?"

Me: "...Sure."

by Kat7 November 26, 2010

Esteban

He's quiet but but by far the most popular guy at school. Literally everyone loves him and even though girls flock to him he says "I'm waiting". He always just gives stuff away to friends to help them which makes him the most generous person ever. Esteban will always come through no matter what, there was a track race where his relay team was being crushed, Esteban wasn't even concerned, he just got the baton and all hell broke loose! He made the craziest comeback of all time and humiliated some of the best runners in the country. We make fun of him for choosing to practice instead of going out with friends but he doesn't care. Although he will always downplay his abilities, he has so much potential and is often underestimated big time, he will accomplish crazy feats of endurance such as marathons and triathlons without telling a single person unless they ask. He loves God and claims that its only through God that he has accomplished things. He wont ask for attention and may seem mysterious to most, but off of the track he is a simple, cool, loving guy who loves the Colorado outdoors. On the track he is a smoking hot, badass machine and probably a future Olympian. If you know an Esteban become his best friend(like me)or wife because a dude like this only comes around once every 10000 years.

Ps. I'm writing this to have people guess who I am writing about and Esteban doesn't know about this yet. He will claim to be mad and want to kill me, but that just means lunch is on him.

Pretty Girl: Where's your cute friend?
Esteban's Friend: Oh Esteban? He said he was going to run a marathon real fast. Hell be back in like five minutes.

Hot girl: Wanna go eat somewhere Esteban?
Esteban: Do I know you?

Panicked civilians: Oh no he world is ending!!!
Calm civilian: Calm down Esteban is here.
Panicked civilians: Phew

Concerned man: There is a man laying on the ground over there at the track. He was throwing up and just collapsed. Is he ok? I think he just died.
Paramedic: Ha ha, its just Esteban. Sorry sir, he does that sometimes.

by Abel carsauce October 22, 2020

Juju Eyeballs

When your eyes become tired, red, and/or bloodshot after smoking weed . A reference to a line from "Come Together" by The Beatles .

Mark: "Yo, I hope someone brought eye drops. We gotta go get some food and I'm afraid of getting caught."

Billy: "I hope so too. I got mad Juju Eyeballs right now."

by Netflix and Grill August 3, 2019

Hairy Eyeball

When someone looks you up and down in a judgemental way.

I ran into my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend at the party and she gave me the hairy fuckin' eyeball.

by GLo Meatball November 4, 2003

reckless eyeballing

Verb: when one's hoe is engaged in eye contact too long with another pimp or male couterpart. Seemingly appearing stunned by his appearance, car, clothes, hoes, etc.

Noun: is the charge of the act itself as in a pimp court. Ie.. charged with reckless eyeballing.

A pimp says to his hoe bitch! Get out and walk if you see sumthin you like I ain't with dat reckless eyeballing Shit!(vrb)

Dat hoe got charged with two counts of reckless eyeballing I had to cut dat bitch loose! (Noun)

by cartierlarry September 19, 2013

Cast an eyeball

To cast an eyeball means to look at.

Daisy was really hopping that Tom would cast an eyeball her way.

by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006

Eyeball brushing

A common way in Holland to keep your eyeballs clean. Often considered as weird and barbarian in other countries

The brush used is softer than a toothbrush to prevent hurting your eyeball

bart: brb, i have to do some eyeball brushing
tim: wtf?
bart: dude, i dont want them to turn yellow

by Sebartiaan March 7, 2009