escalade

someone who is manufactured, fake, and or lies alot.

you are such an escalade

by arielle May 8, 2004

escapades

noun

a large scale adventure involving whisk & trees

i had some escapades today, cimbing trees & making fudge brownies out of whisk!

by Angelica & Drew July 1, 2008

Escalade EXT

A version of the Cadillac Escalade: Pick Up Truck.
It's the tightest Cadde ever!

"Omg, Did you see that Escalade EXT, Dawg???"

by LadyMcVay May 2, 2004

escapade

one of the best larry fan fictions ever, written by dolce_piccante (who happens to have read duplishitty)

A: have you read escapade?
B: dude, my @ is literally escapademcqueen shut the fuck up i worship jack mcqueen
A: yeah i wanted that @...
B: too bad it’s mine

by escapademcqueen June 13, 2021

escalade

an escalade is a vehicle taht true pimps and rich people drive. The escalade is made by cadillac and is usually priced around 50,000 US or more. You can pimp out an escalade and it will look very sweet. Usually rappers rap about drivin in their Caddy.

Escalades are the best SUV's you can buy. They are pimp mobiles

by LilJOnwhattt: August 24, 2005

liquid escapade

Shooting hot stew from your asshole after a regretful meal.
Also known as hot spray and ass lava.

William: Ate Taco Bell today and immediately filled the toilet with hot ass lava.

Andre: Accompanied by a prolapsed rectum?

William: Yes!

Andre: Sounds like liquid escapade.

by Ofathada May 9, 2011

escalade

this goes out to all the idiots who compare an escalade to a tahoe, an escalade ext to a avalanche and the escalade esv to a suburban. The Escalade in all three models has a new and more upscalde suspension, noise control, interior and exterior design and many other features. The Escalade is not on the same platform as GMC's or Chevys and is quieter and nicer inside and outside, Chevy's and GMC's has 5.3L V8's with 310HP and the Escalade has a 6.2L V8 with 403HP!!!! so that's why you pay the extra dough, want to know why i know this, cause i own one. I dont care, i am rich, so when i see you in your chevy i'll laugh at you cause you know you want the escalade, poor bastards

Suburban: Rich bastard, I am in the same thing for only 37g's
Escalade ESV: Yeah but your built like crap, and youre jealous of me so kiss my ass and my 6.2L V8 while your crappy 5.3L V8 Cant even get onto the highway fast enough
Suburban: Uh, yeah, well, go chevy (Drives away and starts crying wishing he went to college so he can get an escalade)

by Bryyan June 8, 2007