Saint Andrew's Episcopal School (SAES) is an Episcopalian elementary and middle school located in California with morals for strong academics and character. Children at Saint Andrew's grow up with a good sense of what to expect for in the future, and develop practical goals in which they succeed spiritually and academically. SAES provides a well-rounded curriculum from the arts, to meditation, to app inventing, to self-motivating and enduring physical education. As the kids grow to young adults, they start to lose innocence as they discover life's challenges and opportunities. Many of which at SAES are masked with morals of character start to question the values behind becoming a perfect, well rounded, child. From here out, some chose to unconsciously follow the suggested path of work/improvement without question, while others chose to question life, God, and the pursuit of happiness. Once in 8th grade, most kids at SAES have experienced enough work and lessons to know that they shall do what pleases them, whether it means being a person of character, or a person who realizes the innocence of the school children. Many kids grow up to be bright, wonderful, and succeed in many ways, while others may simply be unprepared for real-life problems such as being bullied, relationship break-ups, and becoming fired from a job.
Bartholomule: "Hey Birtha, Saint Andrews Episcopal School looks like a great place for my 8 year old son!"
Birtha: "It may seem like that at first, but SAES seems to keep too children innocent, causing them to fail epically in high-school when it comes to being popular, getting a boy/girl-friend, simply due to the fact that they don't know what words like "cum" or "condom" are."
Bartholumule: "OK well it seems like something I'm willing to sacrifice for a great education, maybe I could persuade them to put in a Sex Ed. Class."
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SAES Student (boy): "um-m-r... Hi Jessica, um... I think your pretty?... Um... So...um..."
SAES Student (Girl): "Awww you're so sweet! of course I'll be your Girlfriend!"
*Holds hands for 5 seconds and never speaks again*
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Boya: "Hey dude, that chick looks pretty damn hot in those tights!"
Brindolathumleyanola: "hell ya man, I so want to lick her pus--Her Puissance! I mean like those legs look like they can jump high!"
Birtha: "It may seem like that at first, but SAES seems to keep too children innocent, causing them to fail epically in high-school when it comes to being popular, getting a boy/girl-friend, simply due to the fact that they don't know what words like "cum" or "condom" are."
Bartholumule: "OK well it seems like something I'm willing to sacrifice for a great education, maybe I could persuade them to put in a Sex Ed. Class."
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SAES Student (boy): "um-m-r... Hi Jessica, um... I think your pretty?... Um... So...um..."
SAES Student (Girl): "Awww you're so sweet! of course I'll be your Girlfriend!"
*Holds hands for 5 seconds and never speaks again*
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Boya: "Hey dude, that chick looks pretty damn hot in those tights!"
Brindolathumleyanola: "hell ya man, I so want to lick her pus--Her Puissance! I mean like those legs look like they can jump high!"
by Andrew the Apostle March 16, 2014
Get the saint andrews episcopal school mug.The Episcopal Academy, also known as a small utopia (aside from the not so attractive and soon to be relocated campus) in the Main Line of Pennsylvania, is characterized by its party goer, polo wearing and polo playing, mostly Caucasian students. When one pulls into the Episcopal Campus one would feel as if they were in a luxury car seller's finest garage. Past the cars are the flawless looking girls, 99% of whom have popped collars, play 3 sports or sport north face fleeces, and also have self tanning down to an art. Then the boys, who also share the north face fleece look, wear ck Bradley belts or Roca Wear sweatshirts, and are notorious for their sports, especially EA basketball- where the churchmen win the Inter Ac annually. After school hours, EA kids continue with their athletics by playing some beer pong and also taking occasional wawa trips. Contrary, to the teacher's beliefs EA kids are intelligent and tend to go to off to elite schools across the country after graduation, yet they do not always stay in these schools due to the Episcopal partier mentality. Although many EA students are trapped in an EA bubble, EA would be a lot less interesting without its very competitive rivals, Haverford (where the girls go for boys) and Agnes Irwin (where the boys go for girls they can more "easily" get with). A culmination of this rivalry can be seen on Episcopal/ Haverford Day where both schools compete for a very sacred sweater. Finally, EA kids do work hard, but party harder: they tend to crash daddy's BMW, but always get a Range Rover back in return, they are skilled at chasing a shot with a beer while people are screaming "YOU WONT" in the background- lastly, following these nights they learn to blame their morning-after sickness on food poisoning, to their main line moms and then repeat this cycle the following weekend in order to keep the EA spirit alive.
WOAH Em did you go to Palm Beach over the weekend you look so tan?
No, but I just got a new bottle of self tanner!
No, but I just got a new bottle of self tanner!
by an alumn March 4, 2005
Get the the episcopal academy mug.Ok so The Episcopal Academy is a very preppy school but there are plenty of students that are not preppy and are "real". it is very main line but so is every other Inter AC School around. Haverford, Anges Irwin, and Baldwin try to call EA a partying preppy school full of nice cars and Main Line Moms, sorry to break it to them but they are too. but oh wait EA is better than them in so much other stuff such as sports. 2005's EA/Haverford/Agnes Irwin Day was great because i mean its not like Haverford or Irwins even had a chance. EA beat Haverford in every sport except for water polo and if anyone saw the football game haverford to a really hard beating that they deserved. And EA also crushed Irwins while they were wearing their bEAt tshirts and decorated their cars thinking that they can just join a tradition with out a porblem. well sorry to break it but no one will ever accept the fact that they join.
"is that an Irwins girl with that haverford kid"
"yeah neither of them can do any better than that"
"but The Episcopal Academy students can!"
"yeah neither of them can do any better than that"
"but The Episcopal Academy students can!"
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Get the Holy Trinity Episcopal Academy mug.One of the most prestigious, challenging, and wealthy schools in America. Old money school located in Austin, Texas. Students come primarily from the city's elite areas of Westlake and Tarrytown. Guys can be seen wearing oxfords and khakis and the girls wear sundresses and boots. Parking lot is filled with BMWs, Range Rovers, and Lexuses.
The guys are douchey and carry themselves with a "we're better than you and we know it" mentality. As far as the girls go, think Texas Southern Belles. Many come from old oil families. Most students end up at elite universities, and almost every family has some sort of "connection" at schools like UT and SMU.
The guys are douchey and carry themselves with a "we're better than you and we know it" mentality. As far as the girls go, think Texas Southern Belles. Many come from old oil families. Most students end up at elite universities, and almost every family has some sort of "connection" at schools like UT and SMU.
"That kid looks like he's the shit."
"Yeah, but he's a dick. Dude's from Westlake and goes to St. Stephen's Episcopal School."
"Yeah, but he's a dick. Dude's from Westlake and goes to St. Stephen's Episcopal School."
by Prepreprep January 5, 2013
Get the St. Stephen's Episcopal School mug.a prestigous school located in Memphis, TN that allows young women to develop their leadership and academia in addition to preparing for college. School mascot is the turkeys.
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Get the St. Mary's Episcopal School mug.A private high school in Richmond, VA. A school centered around arts and music- offers 2D, 3D, photo, band, guitar, choir, and keyboard classes. Trinity also holds your basic liberal arts programs including languages such as; Spanish, French, Latin, German, and Mandarin Chinese. Trinity has many unique courses to offer. Trinity is a selective school, and picks acceptance mainly judged by your entrance essays. Trinity is a unique place and looks to accept people with aspiring goals and seeks to make a difference. Trinity offers AP and IB courses as well as regulars and honors. Trinity offers many different sports opportunities for all levels. These sports include
Boys and Girls Soccer
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Boys Football
Baseball
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Trinity has a great drama program which hosts fantastic shows and performances. Trinity is place for people to become one with one another. We are not stuck up rich kids, we uphold many awards for state-wide sportsmanship. We have many student run clubs and organizations. At lunch students can attend Pachs Place and listen to music by their peers and have a good time. While the campus is small, it allows people to unite and become a family. Trinity is a community and everyone must work together to make it work.
Boys and Girls Soccer
Boys and Girls Volleyball
Boys and Girls Lacrosse
Boys and Girls Basketball
Girls Field Hockey
Boys Football
Baseball
Girls Powderpuff Football
Golf
Softball
Quidditch
and Crew.
Trinity has a great drama program which hosts fantastic shows and performances. Trinity is place for people to become one with one another. We are not stuck up rich kids, we uphold many awards for state-wide sportsmanship. We have many student run clubs and organizations. At lunch students can attend Pachs Place and listen to music by their peers and have a good time. While the campus is small, it allows people to unite and become a family. Trinity is a community and everyone must work together to make it work.
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tes boy: yeah Colin Healey and the Jetskis are awesome!
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Onward Titans, onward Titans! On to victory!
tes girl: Patches place is awesome!!! I love listening to music outside during lunch with my friends!
tes boy: yeah Colin Healey and the Jetskis are awesome!
Or
st. cats girl 1: Lyk OMG! Josh A. at TES is teh HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 I wonder if he'll talk to me if i g2 his baseball game in meh new mercedes?
st. cats girl 2: Idk....Gawd hes hott!!!! I wish St. Chris guys were hott and not gay....
Or
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by tesalum June 1, 2011
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