Eoin

The act of committing homicide

"If you have hit a pot of Eoins, you have killed a family"
"i hit a mad Eoin last night"

by Vantrix November 1, 2021

Eoin

Strange guy, hard to like, almost all Eoins have pubic lice and a small Willy; and is a small person

Do not trust around ur boyfriend on any circumstance.

Girl one: hey Eion

Girl ones bf: oh who is this?
Girl one: don’t talk to him

Eoin: *kisses girl ones bf*
Girl ones bf: *falls in love*
Girl one: *transforms into emo furry mlp sunset shimmer hybrid*

by Moneysgf April 4, 2022

Eoin

Solid bloke, bit of a twat sometimes all-round pretty great.

Myself - "Anyone seen Eoin"
Eoin - "Hey have you guys heard about Fallout New Vegas"

by Crusaddez June 18, 2022

Eoin

Ginger

Eoin has gingervitus.

by dickmedownpls December 4, 2022

Eoin Macken

An Irish actor and former Abercrombie & Fitch model, Eoin Macken is the man-candy who plays Gwaine in BBC's Merlin.

Person 1: Gee, who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Eoin Macken, the most beautiful man ever.
*both die from being overexposed to such loveliness*

by MoriartyIsReal July 18, 2012

eoin mac bradaigh

A weird Irish lad with an ugly mullet who consumes immense amounts of Red Bull and snorts smelling salts like he’s doing coke.

Person 1: “Ehh lad get er goin ya”
*proceeds to look straight up with eyes closed and jiggles arms by their side*

Person 2: “Eoin Mac Bradaigh”

by RockinSocsAndCrocs October 20, 2019

Eoin Mckeon

The god of sex terms and jokes alike. Gets all the bitches, hoes, all while being an avid reddit user. The funniest man on the planet

“I’ve just made the greatest sex joke of all time” “You’re taking after the god himself, Eoin mckeon”

by Mergay Wog January 21, 2022