P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 1, 2013

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Sexual Enhancement

To raise and intensify a sexual act or situation to a higher degree.

Jack used the ol' slap and twist as a sexual enhancement
to increase Jill's orgasm.

by R2-DQ February 11, 2010

Male enhancement

Using herbs, patches or pumps to enlarge your penis.

When you enlarge your member with male enhancement- gigp.com a pickle

by Annamee January 14, 2007

Male Enhancement Vehicle (MEV's)

Those cars that guys drive that include the Truck with the ball sack hanging from the bottom of the back bumper, or the Caddy with hubcaps that spin while he’s not driving, or the sports car for that guy feeling a little older than he used to, or the big SUV with the little cartoon kid wizzin' on the Ford or Chevy logo, or the rust bucket with the tires that are more expensive than the whole car is worth, or the car plastered with NRA and Ducks Unlimited stickers. These are MEVs: Male Enhancement Vehicles.

Now, if you’re a bit on the redneck side, these guys might be considered KEEPERS, but sorry, I just think they’re ridiculous.

I had a truck with balls cut in front of me the other day, total Male Enhancement Vehicle (MEV's).

by Wavy Gravy August 20, 2009

enhance button

the button used by all cop shows and forensic science shows. the worlds biggest electron microscope has nothing on the enhance button

Officer Joe: no no thats no good, use the enhance button

nerdy guy: got it

Officer Joe: enhance.

Officer Joe: enhance.

Officer Joe: enhance.

Officer Joe: is that what i think it is?

nerdy guy: yes sir; atoms

by tr4j4n January 11, 2009

Transitionally Enhanced

You are both a) a student that is in one grade, but chooses to take a class of a different grade, and b) in the enhanced program at your high school.

She is so luck to be Transitionally Enhanced, she has twice as many friends!

by friend'sfriend June 28, 2010