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Latent Emosexuality 

When an teenage boy is repressing or unaware that he is depressed because he is not getting enough gay sex, because he is not wearing skinny jeans and gothic-esque flamboyant clothes with ridiculous hairstyles.

He tries hard not to enjoy music by bands like Jimmy Eat World, Further Seems Forever and Dashboard Confessional. This causes stress and depression, which is converted into anger to appear manly.
"Your such a closet emo, go put on some make-up, buy some nice jeans, do your hair up and suck your best friend off".

"Dont make fun of my latent emosexuality"
One who claims to be attracted to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.

An emosexual is a male/female who although not bi-sexual pretends to be in order to create emo controversy and confusion around ones self.
oh baby i'm so emosexual.
emosexual by Nancy Boy March 20, 2004

Eurosexual

The original, pre-Euro Metrosexual, but with better taste in clothing, sports cars, women, and restaurants! (no yacht, I use my friend's in Monte Carlo)
After the rise of their new currency, Eurosexuals no longer have to "borrow an American's creditcard!" Now, Americans pay me back!
Eurosexual by Co'connelle September 2, 2005
1. One who participates in sexual intercourse with emo kids
2. One who has sexual intercourse and cries afterwards.
1. The emosexual thrust his member into the teenage girl's mouth, knocking her thick-rimmed glasses right off her face.
2. After Bill got fucked in the ass, he realized Mark wasn't the one for him and like an emosexual cried his eyes out.
emosexual by Tobey March 18, 2004

emesexual 

Emesesexual is the kind of boy who really wants to hump Emese. Emese is kind of a woman. Emese is beautiful and apple.

Everyone should have an Emese!
I'm totally Emesexual.
emesexual by Huncut Kolbi 69 November 12, 2020

emosexual haircut

a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally sports highlights of many different colors.
look at tim. he has such an emosexual haircut.
emosexual haircut by urine4it February 10, 2010