They are tech extremists coming to doom the Mongolians. They travel in Mach 2.6 kilometers. Their main motivation is to corrupt the Rare Fish market and steal all the uncles.
by Beaksss November 3, 2022
Get the Zara Employee mug.Being the type of person (loser/average) that will end up being an employee as opposed to a "boss". Usually used to demean someone else and to make the point that they are inferior to you.
by Senvik May 16, 2011
Get the Employee Status mug.A person that wants to stay at home in quarantine due to COVID-19 but can't due to the fact they cannot telecommute and there are no legal protections in place for the employee. So, she/he has to make a choice between (A) working for money with the increased risk of exposure, (B) staying at home and burning PTO until it runs out, or (C) leaving the company and having no income. Those living paycheck to paycheck (for whatever reason that may be is inconsequential at this point), wind up putting themselves and their family at greater risk because they have to keep a roof over their heads, clothes on their backs, and food on the table.
John wanted to stay at home during the COVID-19 quarantine across America, but he was told he was an essential employee and could lose his job if he didn't show up for work. Having no savings, John swallowed his pride, went to work, got infected with COVID-19 by a fellow employee in the same situation, and died.
by Sausage75 March 24, 2020
Get the Essential employee mug.MAC Employees just happen to be the most condescending and rude workers ever. If you're under the age of 20, they automatically assume you have no clue what you're doing, have no money, and are stealing the products. Even if you're whole face is beat to the gods, they never seem to actually give you the time of day they show to the 50 year old women browsing the store. Most of the time, their makeup is way too intense and you probably could do better yourself.
MAC Employee: Hi...
Teenage girl: Could I get some help over here?
MAC Employee: *rolls eyes* I mean, I guess...
Teenage girl: Could I get some help over here?
MAC Employee: *rolls eyes* I mean, I guess...
by doitforjokes January 24, 2017
Get the MAC Employee mug.Martha: "Helen of Troy is a girlboss for getting two men to fight over her"
Jan: "Yeah, Menelaus is a boy employee for keeping her lock up."
Jan: "Yeah, Menelaus is a boy employee for keeping her lock up."
by Itcheecoochie June 8, 2021
Get the boy employee mug.in fact I don't do dick all day, I'm busy typing this shit in urban dictionary when I should be working, (I mean taking a coffee break, smoke break, etc.
by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho February 6, 2003
Get the government employee mug.An uncaring individual of a retail or customer service establishment who has no interest whatsoever in helping you.
Always there when you don't need them, and never around when you do.
Always there when you don't need them, and never around when you do.
by RidinDirty August 12, 2006
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