eloser

Noun

1. Someone who spends all their time online.

2. Someone who doesn't have any online presence.

Person A: Come on, don't be such an eloser! Put down your iPhone and actually engage in a conversation.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.

- or -

I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.

by amanda boekelheide April 3, 2010

Elose

A beautiful creature, who lives in Eliseland

An Elise!

An Eluse!

An Elephant eating a moose!

An Elephant eating a mouse!

The mouse going in the elephant's ear!

The elephant screaming "E!"

The elephant screaming "L!"

The elephant screaming "O!"

The elephant screaming "S!"

The elephant screaming "E!"

The elephant screamed ELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

The Elose was so beautiful.

by William Elisephere May 14, 2020

eLoser

Another name for eHarmony.

Yo, last night my matches on eLoser were totally wack.

by KMGinHtown August 10, 2008

ELO

Refers to either the English rock band, the Electric Light Orchestra, or online video game skill points.

'Hey, have you heard of ELO?' 'Oh, the Electric Light Orchestra?'
'Hey, bro, what is your elo on CS:GO?'

by DJHugeDong April 9, 2021

Eloe

When someone leaves you on delivered

Yea he never opened my message last night... 🙄 he eloed me. I hate him

by 😸kitten July 20, 2021

worm elo

When you queue into lobbies in VALORANT with players multiple ranks below you.

Player 1: WTF you're so lucky you have plats in your lobbies when you are Immortal 2

Player 2: Yeah man I guess I have worm elo

by dyjawgaygdatdgawduwgdsgdjykhaw March 20, 2022

Elo

In gaming, "elo" refers to the level of expertise that you are playing in, often categorised by ranks (i.e.: gold, platinum, silver, diamond, etc.)

gg no smokes: what elo is this?
i miss her: this is diamond 1

gg no smokes: oh I hope the matchmaking is not too far off due to our elo difference because I am platinum 2

by gg no smokes January 24, 2023