eloser

Noun

1. Someone who spends all their time online.

2. Someone who doesn't have any online presence.

Person A: Come on, don't be such an eloser! Put down your iPhone and actually engage in a conversation.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.

- or -

I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.

by amanda boekelheide April 3, 2010

Elose

A beautiful creature, who lives in Eliseland

An Elise!

An Eluse!

An Elephant eating a moose!

An Elephant eating a mouse!

The mouse going in the elephant's ear!

The elephant screaming "E!"

The elephant screaming "L!"

The elephant screaming "O!"

The elephant screaming "S!"

The elephant screaming "E!"

The elephant screamed ELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

The Elose was so beautiful.

by William Elisephere May 14, 2020

eLoser

Another name for eHarmony.

Yo, last night my matches on eLoser were totally wack.

by KMGinHtown August 10, 2008

Udid elo dia

'Udid elo dia' is a Xorfan saying that gets featured in the book 'Terminon' by a Belgian writer. The saying means 'Forever yours' or literally 'Forever for you' . The word 'Udid' is based on the name of the writer's ex-girlfriend, who he always told he would love forever. Therefore 'Udid' means forever.

J: I love you so much.
B: I love you too. Udid elo dia.
J: Cutie.

by BeauXight October 27, 2018

Elo Saplan

A rubber.

Bob: Hey Drew, I'm about to raw dog my girl.
Drew: Nice! You got an Elo Saplan?
Bob: You betcha.

by JessicaMartinez January 3, 2019

Udid elo dia

'Udid elo dia' is a typical saying in Xorfan language. This is a language spoken by people on planet Xonare'kha in the fictional book series 'Terminon' by Belgian writer Beau Detavernier. The saying means 'Forever yours' or literally 'forever for you' and is usually said in a romantic setting.

Fun fact: The word 'Udid' (meaning forever or for eternity) is derived from the name of Beau Detavernier's girlfriend, who he is no longer together with. He always used to say he would love her forever and Udid was a nickname he would give her.

Boy: I will love you forever and everything after that. Udid elo dia.

by BeauXight October 4, 2018

Elo

In gaming, "elo" refers to the level of expertise that you are playing in, often categorised by ranks (i.e.: gold, platinum, silver, diamond, etc.)

gg no smokes: what elo is this?
i miss her: this is diamond 1

gg no smokes: oh I hope the matchmaking is not too far off due to our elo difference because I am platinum 2

by gg no smokes January 24, 2023