eloser

Noun

1. Someone who spends all their time online.

2. Someone who doesn't have any online presence.

Person A: Come on, don't be such an eloser! Put down your iPhone and actually engage in a conversation.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.

- or -

I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.

by amanda boekelheide April 03, 2010

Elose

A beautiful creature, who lives in Eliseland

An Elise!

An Eluse!

An Elephant eating a moose!

An Elephant eating a mouse!

The mouse going in the elephant's ear!

The elephant screaming "E!"

The elephant screaming "L!"

The elephant screaming "O!"

The elephant screaming "S!"

The elephant screaming "E!"

The elephant screamed ELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

The Elose was so beautiful.

by William Elisephere May 14, 2020

eLoser

Another name for eHarmony.

Yo, last night my matches on eLoser were totally wack.

by KMGinHtown July 16, 2008

worm elo

When you queue into lobbies in VALORANT with players multiple ranks below you.

Player 1: WTF you're so lucky you have plats in your lobbies when you are Immortal 2

Player 2: Yeah man I guess I have worm elo

by dyjawgaygdatdgawduwgdsgdjykhaw March 20, 2022

elo potion

A concoction of sorts.

Depending on the amount you consume it will increase your elo in a video game of your choice within 2-6 hours of consuming it, side effects may include wonkiness, loss of memory, bad things happening to you.

I drank the elo potion and everything just clicked, I finally managed to escape oompa loompa low.

Disgusting Low Master Dogs finally can't harass me anymore

by monsterman2781 March 24, 2024

Elo

In gaming, "elo" refers to the level of expertise that you are playing in, often categorised by ranks (i.e.: gold, platinum, silver, diamond, etc.)

gg no smokes: what elo is this?
i miss her: this is diamond 1

gg no smokes: oh I hope the matchmaking is not too far off due to our elo difference because I am platinum 2

by gg no smokes January 24, 2023

Elo

A sweet little guy who doesn't appreciate all ur nasty unholy and fucking degenerate definitions of his awesome ass name THANK YOU AND GOOD DAY NIGGA

bruh i just sucked elos monster meat like crazy

by elolover69420 September 05, 2023