eloser

Noun

1. Someone who spends all their time online.

2. Someone who doesn't have any online presence.

Person A: Come on, don't be such an eloser! Put down your iPhone and actually engage in a conversation.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.

- or -

I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.

by amanda boekelheide April 3, 2010

Elose

A beautiful creature, who lives in Eliseland

An Elise!

An Eluse!

An Elephant eating a moose!

An Elephant eating a mouse!

The mouse going in the elephant's ear!

The elephant screaming "E!"

The elephant screaming "L!"

The elephant screaming "O!"

The elephant screaming "S!"

The elephant screaming "E!"

The elephant screamed ELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

The Elose was so beautiful.

by William Elisephere May 14, 2020

eLoser

Another name for eHarmony.

Yo, last night my matches on eLoser were totally wack.

by KMGinHtown August 10, 2008

Elo

A sweet little guy who doesn't appreciate all ur nasty unholy and fucking degenerate definitions of his awesome ass name THANK YOU AND GOOD DAY NIGGA

bruh i just sucked elos monster meat like crazy

by elolover69420 September 4, 2023

Elo (hannah definition)

You thought u elo

Elo (hannah definition) means your ELO and figure it out

by Elo u elo April 15, 2024

elo

elo means very cool

palagi one : your outfit is elo !
palagi two : thank you, your outfit is also elo !

by ilovesamoans March 20, 2022

ELO

Refers to either the English rock band, the Electric Light Orchestra, or online video game skill points.

'Hey, have you heard of ELO?' 'Oh, the Electric Light Orchestra?'
'Hey, bro, what is your elo on CS:GO?'

by DJHugeDong April 9, 2021