elephantory

elongated memory like that of an elephant. memorizing large chunks of stuff.

Rita:Do you remember the time, like 27 years ago when I spilled a cup of water while walking down the promenade?
Charles: No
Rita: WTF is ur problem?
Charles: Its not my fault you have an elephantory memory

by Foul Ball August 21, 2011

Elephants junk trunk

The act of busting of ones nut when pulling off a posh wank with a condom that doesn't fit

Bro, i pulled off an elephants junk trunk last night

by Stoinky Doink April 20, 2018

Elephantismic

A condition where a woman looks similar to the body of an elephant. Concerning the big, flat booty, fat stomach and fucked up legs.

Damn. Is that your new bitch. Nah, my nigga look at her ass. That shit elephantismic.

by Finding_Nemohoes February 3, 2019

Pink elephants

Pink elephants are the rare fever dream or hallucinations They make you want to get them out of the equation to save they world

hope; hey dwayne watcha doing
dwayne; I ii i gotta get rid of the pink elephants to save the world

by Some dog @thing.place November 4, 2022

two elephants in the room

two elephants in the room means for a guy to have two massive dicks in his asshole.

Last night, Matt and a friend gave me a double-dicking, and it felt like I had two elephants in the room!

by USAF Cadet September 5, 2021

pink elephants

An appropriate term to bid someone goodnight.

"I'm going to go to sleep."
"Okay, pink elephants!"
"You too."

by L-Dawg J-Fizzle September 13, 2011

Testicular Elephantiasis

Sometimes shortened to TE, there are two definitions of this word:

1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.

2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.

Dumbass: DUDE did you see Jim today?

Dude: No, what happened?

Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!

Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!

Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!

Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?

by cee-em-kay April 2, 2011