post ejaculation clarity

The minutes and hours after ejaculation when a man's brain becomes very clear and he is able to reflect, plan, and make difficult decisions without his sexual urges clouding his thoughts and judgement. It is also known as post nut clarity .

Brendan: Yo bro, I think I might marry this girl! She's all I've been thinking about all week.
Joe: Whoa!! Slow down there buddy, how about you think about this after jerkin off? Trust me, the universe appears completely different when you have that post ejaculation clarity!

by my_own_summer September 22, 2019

Ejactulection

An election where both sides spew out a bunch of bullshit promises or policies that won't come true after inauguration, just so they can score votes from the gullible, stupid majority of the human race.

TV Anchor: Well, you heard it there folks, he will lower taxes, provide ultimate shelter for the homeless, wax your car, mow your lawn and paint your house if you vote for him.

Dan: Wow, this guy's great! I'm voting for him!

Me: Fucking ejactulections...

by Mai Valentine August 11, 2009

ejac

noun. ejaculate, sperm

There is ejac on the bed.

Thank you for swallowing my ejac.

by Calvin Broadus November 22, 2006

premature ejaculation

Producing the juice before you put it in the caboose

Billy premature ejaculated on his grandmothers face.

by Urban Dictionary December 2, 2004

ejactose intolerant

When spoog routinely upsets your tummy.

Liana lovingly looked up, flashed her rakish grin and said, "Normally, I'm ejactose intolerant, but I think I'll be fine. I'm not even mad. That's amazing"

by Cam McCormick February 2, 2005

ejaculatory inevitability

The point during sexual intercourse where the male realizes he is about to cum (ejaculate) no matter what he does to stop it. Usually at this point semen has already entered the base of the shaft of the penis, so the male cannot stop the ejaculation process no matter how hard he tries.

Grunting and groaning and kegeling didn't help he had cum up his shaft and he was at his point of ejaculatory inevitability.

by hollywoodbackpacker June 1, 2011

Ejaclamation

The huge shout that blasts from a dude's lungs at the exact moment semen thrusts from his giant cock into her pussy, as he cums at the climax of a fuck, in living proof of Newton's Third Law of Motion, that to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

My uncontrollable ejaclamation was so loud as I shouted "EJACULATION!" at the top of my lungs as I came that I couldn't help waking up her parents.

by LoveTorpedo August 12, 2017