Ego-Surfing

Searching the internet for things describing oneself; also using search engines to answer people's questions on forums in order to appear knowledgeable in the subject, unlike the dumbsh1t you really are.

Toxis must be an intelligent man.
No, he just uses ego-surfing because he's a twat.

by WhiteBoy88 December 28, 2005

Ego Smacked

To be put in your place and take it.

Dude, your girl just ego smacked you!

by Apryle October 18, 2008

ego search

A semi-common term used on forums to search every post made by a user.

"Dude, I can't find that story I posted on the boards three weeks ago."

"Just do an ego search."

by Carnage January 15, 2004

ego shot

When an action takes a jab at your ego.

"She never text me me back, what an ego shot!"

by 3ife October 16, 2015

Ego Stroking

The act of masturbating to ones own image

"What a narcissist. I heard his little brother caught him ego stroking!"

by Cody Persun March 22, 2009

Ego shades

To wear shudder shades while inside a building after dark

What are those douchey sunglasses called?
Those are ego shades. It's for guys who think they're the shit and that being able to see is for losers

by Stoop Keed November 10, 2010

ego search

When someone who has low self-esteem or no confidence takes 3 years of vacation traveling the world to find himself. They usually find their ego and come back with a huge attitude.

'Jon went egosearching last year and now his balls are fat as shit!'

'If Carol wasn't such a stupid twat, I'd suggest she ego-search, but the dumb cunt would probably get lost.'

by AuntieKweeph July 11, 2004