Eyore

n. Anyone who goes through life moping around with a poor me attitude.

v. The actual act of moping and complaining repeatedly, or just being depressed.

n. Robert is an Eyore, all he does is complain!!
v. Kenny is soo eyore today, I think he is gonna jump.

by O.C. Winta July 27, 2014

eyeore

Noun. One who behaves like Eyeore, typically in a depressing and antisocial manner. Offers no opinions to discussions, but will readily complain when results are undesired.

Her husband is such an eyeore! He never wants to come out with us, and when he does, he just pouts in the corner looking miserable.

by ophenody December 9, 2008

eeyoric

adj. having the qualities of Eeyore, i.e. being strikingly gloomy, sad or ho hummish on a chronic basis.

Check out the eeyoric goth chick with the tears tattooed on her cheeks. So sad.

She's probably upset because she's at Baskin Robbins instead of her dark castle.

Yeah. Her dark castle in 1398.

by gnostic1 March 19, 2011

Eeyorgasm

1. Someone who climaxes making sounds similar to a donkey's bray.

2. A lover so lugubrious not even sexual climax can abate his depression.

He was so depressed I had to spend all day cleaning up after his eeyorgasm.

He apologized for his eeyorgasm: "I probably really enjoyed that and you probably really didn't. I'm sorry."

by 3musk June 17, 2009

Eyore Porn

Pornography in which the head of the female is covered with a mask or pillow depicting the donkey from the popular childrens television show and books. Mostly viewed and made by alcoholics. This porn is very dirty!

Hey, put the Eyore mask on and lets make us some porn Jenny!

Hurry up Jenny I wanna make some Eyore Porn!

This is some good Eyore Porn Jenny!

by Dr. Fat Back June 9, 2005

Eeyorey

Anyone acting pessimistic, gloomy, depressed, and hadonic. Or suffering from depression or dysthymia disorder. Much like the classic cartoon character Eeyore, in A. A. Milne's Winnie the Pooh series.

Man I love Jasmine, but she can be so eeyorey.

by Jammmin' May 16, 2020

Eeyoric

Adjective; moody, depressive or glum

Derived from Winnie The Poo character Eeyore.

I was Eeyoric when i realised you had gone for good.

by Icoe March 26, 2005