ED

(Or the phonetic glyph 'ae') Shorthand of Encyclopedia Dramatica (encyclopediadramatica.com), teh funnayz wiki hate site; evar! It features quite knowledgeable, polished and refined fanzine articles with a plethora of multimedia content, alongside thought out definitions and witty socio-political commentary; mostly about the current internet drama subculture. Only the exalted victors of the e-worlds are allowed to edit its illustrious pages, filled with the magnificently exquisite nectar of their lulzeries. Meaning; lulzy fagxrz poxerz haxorz shit; wikipedos... do not want! we pwnxr yu!!!!11! (banned anonymous amirite) Add to everything ED related.

(Dubious disclaimer: This definition was also written for the lulz!)
These silly EDiot EDitors think that because they are somewhat funnay they can get away with murder; they are asking for it; had not being doing it for the lulz!
by mayor_lulzer May 11, 2008
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No ED

1. a saying used when someone does something extremely dumb
2. an exclamation when used as "Ed on my face"
3. calling someone an Ed is a negative term, like calling someone a douche

1. "Wow he just drove his car into the wall"
"NO ED!"

2. "Ed ON My FACE! I just fking tripped."

3. "Wow those kids hang out at the playground and their like 15"
"What Eds"
by An Ed January 13, 2007
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ed

Ed is the standard text editor bundled with most Unix and Unix-like systems (Linux, for example.) Superior to Emacs and vi in every way.
by Goddamnit January 06, 2007
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EDE

Extra Dimensional Entity, extradimensional entity, extra-dimensional entity
I was typing the definition of "EDE" when suddenly I saw a small, black spider crawling up the bedroom wall! It's gotta be an EDE because when I looked up a few seconds later, it was gone!
by flynnspaws April 20, 2012
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ed

1. erectile dysfunction

2. A word used to descibe somebody as retarded, or doing something stupid. It can essentially be used in place of retarted. This word actually originated at a high school in San Diego. Apparently the janitor at the schools name was Ed, and he was retarted. So whenever somebody did something retarted, people wud say "thats so ed".
1. Many old men have ED.

2. You are so ed.
by Pitcher45 April 02, 2007
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Eded

An attractive man with an abnormally large chest
That guy in the gym was such an Eded
by leis June 25, 2010
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Ed

A great show about a lawyer who moves back into his hometown and runs his law firm in a bowling alley that he bought. While back in town, he decides to approach his old high school crush. This show was completely original and had a great plot in every episode. It was one hilarious show with quarky characters and of course, awesome Tom Cavanagh as Ed Stevens in the show. The show got cancelled after 4 great seasons. I'll never forget this brilliant show. You can watch reruns on TBS at noons (as of right now).
Ed Stevens: I am a lawyer, I own a bowling alley. Two separate things.
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Ed Stevens: The fact of the matter is you can't live without me.
Carol Vessey: What?
Ed Stevens: That's right you could move away to Guam, Borneo, Harrisberg Pennsylvania, god knows where, the truth is you'll be making a beeline right back to Stuckeyville. You know why?
Carol shakes her head
Ed Stevens: Capital "E" lower case "d"!
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At Stuckeybowl
Mike Burton: Ten bucks if you yell "I love kitties" at the top of your lungs.
Ed Stevens: I LOVE KITTIES!
everyone stares
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Mike Burton: Who would win in a fight - a big, strong guy or an invisible fat guy?
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Mike Burton: Can't talk. Eating fried pie. Experiencing nirvana.
by beattie April 18, 2005
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