Used to make fun of someone making an excuse for being bad at something or for something bad that happened to them because of his or her own fault or action
Note: In "All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses." replace name with persons name
Alex just lost at foosball:
Alex: "God. You have too much luck and the table is slanted."
Julio:"All I hear is my name is Alex and I make excuses."
Alex just lost at foosball:
Alex: "God. You have too much luck and the table is slanted."
Julio:"All I hear is my name is Alex and I make excuses."
by excuses... July 1, 2009
Get the All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses mug.An attempt to create a justification for something that you knowingly decided to flake out on. Lack of balls to take responsibility for your own actions or wrong doing. A pussy attempt to make someone feel better about their disappointment by disguising a lie as an excuse.
I've been meaning to call you back but I have been really busy. Total bullshit excuse. The person saying this is full of shit they are either avoiding you or had something else that was more important to them.
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i can't think of an example...
by bryan February 4, 2005
Get the excuse me mug.An excuse that is only used by a gamer after he is beaten by another gamer or beaten by the computer. Such as "He only beat me because I was reloading" or "I didn't get enough sleep lastnight."
by Matthew Williams October 13, 2006
Get the Generic Gamer Excuse mug.Me: "Sorry, I was doing some calculations, and writing a recommendation letter and didn't get a chance to work on the proposal". You: "Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink."
by rbraswell November 6, 2008
Get the excuses are like assholes mug.A reference to what Tyler Joseph once said in an interview while asked about his voice.
He was asked why his voice was deep in some songs but not in others and he explained he didn't like the sound of his voice; it was too high. He then gave an example to if he were to have a wife and children and someone were to break in and he'd yell but his voice would not be very intimidating.
He was asked why his voice was deep in some songs but not in others and he explained he didn't like the sound of his voice; it was too high. He then gave an example to if he were to have a wife and children and someone were to break in and he'd yell but his voice would not be very intimidating.
"From the top of the steps I'm just gonna be like, excuse me, could you please leave? Nothing very intimidating about it'
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Get the excuse me, could you please leave mug.A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.
"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.
He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.
He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.
by Handle This July 13, 2014
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