eclipse

More widely known as a "cuntmobile", the Eclipse is the vehicle most often purchased by people who don't know how to spend money, think applying racing stickers constitutes pimping a ride, or who lost all self confidence after being touched by their fathers. Often seen parked in front of chain stores, trailers, and anywhere shitty music is played loud.

"Dude, A and F has a sick sale on accessories for the modern douchebag. Lets take the Eclipse!"

"Mofo says his Porsche can take my Eclipse - He don't know I got four cylinders and a JEGS decal."

by Chip Gremlin April 8, 2008

eclipse

A chicks car that people think is so fast and so cool looking but u only see girls driving it most of the time

This guy that he was so cool driving in a chick's car

by mike November 25, 2004

Eclipse

A car that trashy young women love to drive. Usually accented with a bumper sticker that says either 'I'm not a bitch, I am THE bitch' or 'Princess'... either one accented with glitter, of course.

"I drive an Eclipse, and I've had the clap twice"

by Lottylula May 20, 2008

eclipse

An Idiot's road car, someone that loves these really needs help. 1,2,3 gens don't matter, Poor Highschooler's 355 wanna be.

Makes a good chicken Coop, or Field Car.

Hey look at all those eclipse' outside of that Burger King.

My mom thinks an eclipse looks like a over-grown tampon.

by Rizeman April 22, 2004

Eclipse

o filthey

str8 gangsta

has 9846590345 bitches

fuck a bitch gimme head ho

That nigga Eclipse sure pimps those bitches.

by The one and only January 9, 2005

Eclipse

The third book in the Twilight series written by Stephenie Meyer. The best of the series is Breaking Dawn this book is my least favorite and my least remembered. But alot of people say it is one of their favorites.

Sam: "My favorite books in the Twilight series are as follows 1.Breaking Dawn(4th book) 2.Twilight (1st book) 3.Eclipse (3rd book)4. New moon (2nd book)"
Tonya: "Mine are 1.Breaking Dawn 2.Twilight 3.New Moon 4.Eclipse"

by TinySnow December 20, 2008

Eclipse

When your standing in front of a woman (nude mind you) and you position your dick/penis so that you insert from the behind. Thus achieving man's greatest accomplishment of all time. Better than the moon.

"Lets ECLIPSE, I'm feeling glorious"
"When I eclipse I feel blessed by Benedict"

by Javi and Austin + Jose January 18, 2007