ebay

An online auction house known worldwide where it is almost impossible to advertise your own website under your ebay account because ebay is so cheap it doesn't want to give away fuck for free. Also nowadays if you sell under a certain quota they fucking close your account because they think you can't help them earn enough.

Fuck ebay! What you gonna do when I don't need to sell my shitz with you biach!

by wwwgownsshopcom December 25, 2007

Ebaycious

Description of something that is unique, hip trendy. ie: you would buy or sell it on E Bay.

That Trapper Keeper is ebaycious!

by Tina Salvatore August 5, 2007

ebay bitch

One who rides Microsoft Excel all day. Taking bad pictures in poor lighting and writing up bullshit descriptions of stuff your boss wants put upon eBay.

"Hey Alex, Paul wants 40 things up on eBay today."

"Well ok I'll just re-use 50 things these deadbeat auction winners never paid for"

"You truly are, a lazy eBay bitch, Alex."

by Mr. Asshole January 27, 2007

eBay

A place where anything and everything can be sold. Anything.

I got some easy money by selling my depression on eBay. Now I'll try selling air breathed out by Ashlee Simpson.

by anonymous May 9, 2005

Ebay

A place where you can buy pratically anything, and then you get a huge fucking shipping charge.

Shit, my 1 cent DVD has a $15.00 S&H change.

by MarioRPG January 9, 2005

eBaybysitting

Tied to your computer because you have an item for sale on eBay. Usually involves endless obvious questions from tools that won't read your item descriptions.

friend: let's go get some drinks after work.
you: I can't. I'm eBaybysitting.
OR
buyer: how much to ship to Russia?
seller: my listing says will not ship to Russia. Why must I eBaybysit you people?

by g-tool February 2, 2009

Ebaballs

The only true force of love between men!

Hi ebaballs

by Ebaballs December 2, 2020