Meat Pole de enorme

Term for a massive shlong. A term used for people who sit on the toilet and their penis dives into the water.

Mom: Hey Jerry, why are the front of your shorts wet?
Jerry: You would understand if you had a meat pole de enorme.

by BlackyChan69 June 17, 2016

cretinismus enormous

an enormous cretin. a fool of extraordinary magnitude whose stupidity is enmeshed with megalomania.

george bush exhibits the cretinismus enormous syndrome here:

1. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully

2. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

by Hari Subramanyam June 12, 2008

Uncle Enore

noun:

the last living GOD; creator of heaven and Ass; creator of Man Juice; creator of the Bartholin glands; creator of nipples; creator of the G Spot; creator of Suction; creator of Spooge; creator of the Gluteal Cleft; creator of Tongues; creator of Swallowing; creator of Breasticles; creator of Pussy; creator of Clitoris; creator of Labia Majora; eater of all things Pussy; eater of all things Ass; appreciator of all things Moist and Girl;

Mythology surrounding Uncle Enore has it that he has earned all his wings, and is never afraid of girls.

syn:

Unc Am What He Am; crippled old hippy; curmudgeon; analinguist; cunnalinguist;

I AM A GOD! A GOD, I TELL YOU...um...I mean...HE is a GOD...god like...um...you get what I'm sayin' here...

Uncle Enore not only INVENTED oral sex, he has raised it to a highly disgusting art form.

by Uncle Enore February 4, 2010

egnorance

electronically transmitted ignorance

Did you see what that Tea Party wacko said? What a load of egnorance.

by halftween July 23, 2010

enormosity

Bigger then most things normally are

That Gamecube is so small, it doesnt have the enormosity of the Xbox.

by Oberman August 16, 2004

Elanor

A rare and unusual animal. Often found hiding amongst mispellings. It should not be confused for the more common beasts Eleanor & Elinor and may become angry when provoked with such suggestions. However, if treated well and with close attention, the Elanor can be an insightful and amusing animal with a tendency towards the delightful.

"It has been reported tonight that an Elanor has been spotted in an urban bar. This very rare Elanor sighting has got Elanor spotters rushing to the area." Trevor McDonald, News at Ten

by Okaydokey April 17, 2011

Enormous

Really, really, really big.

Zoe loves enormous cock.

by Contemptible2 June 13, 2019