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nuclear meltdown

Getting so intoxicated that you become unable to form rational thoughts thus completely embarassing yourself in front of friends and/or strangers.
Chris drank a fifth of Jack by himself and had a nuclear meltdown, falling down in the street and cutting his hands open then stealing a package of string beans from a deli and throwing them at random strangers.
by Johnny Riviera January 9, 2005
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Meltdown’s grandma

A grandma with deepness of ovaries
Damn meltdown’s grandma is a squirter.
by reeeeee123 August 24, 2019
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media meltdown

Freaking out or losing your mind about something that really is not that important. Basically getting stressed out about things that you have no control over. Having a mental breakdown in your mind and over reacting to shit that is stupid. When you are thinking to hard about something and you end up having a breakdown about having a breakdown. When you are trying to download a huge video file and you are uploading a 12 song album and your friend in the other room is uploading and adobe file and the internet crashes.
She had a media meltdown when she lost her 2 drives of digital juice. She had to sit in the edit bay all day while she was line producing and could not get the revisions of the rundown done in time.
by barfjack July 21, 2011
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NPS Meltdown

The ensuing chaos when an organisations leadership team receives a lower than expected Net Promoter Score.

Characterised by outpourings of blame, finger-pointing and clutching at straws.
"I tried to walk into the boardroom but the whole leadership team was right in the middle of an NPS Meltdown. Bill from Accounting had pissed his pants, Randy from Marketing was hyperventilating and while Jane from Customer Service looked like she was about to dive out the window!"
by ecomm-lord August 23, 2022
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Douchified Mega-Spaz Meltdown

The Uppermost level of a meltdown in which a human has a spontaneous Orgasm, Freak out, Explosion, Heart attack, Stroke and suffers complete mental and social Collapse.

Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level
1st person: "Hey dude you know i slept with your GF twice! Lol score 1 for me"

2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*

1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"
by concise32 January 13, 2009
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meltdown

A state of complete brain overload that grinds all self control to a halt.
ZEEK's meltdown:
another puck ass little shit tough guy computer geek
dude your so bad ass over a computer
get a life cause fucking with me in person will end your life quick
Ill tell you just like I tell all the other punk pussies that think there bad
Ill give you my address or you give me yours and Ill be more then happy to come and drag your fag ass all over your house with your mom or dad or wife or whoever crying not to kill your ass,
you puck ass child molesting piece of shit.
by absent April 25, 2006
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Tuna Meltdown

When someone has a temper tantrum in front of others and completely changes the mood in the room from fun to awkward.
We were just hanging out laughing and drinking one of my buddy's girlfriend's friend freaked and decided to have a "Tuna Meltdown". She's truly is a "Buzz Killington".
by ryguy61 July 6, 2009
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