dykfunctional

That which is functional for dykes (of the lesbian persuasion) where males are considered virtually useless.

Wife kicks husband out, brings in lesbian lover. The two woman have a dykfunctional relationship.

A woman uses a vibrator on another woman - the vibrator is dykfunctional.

Dykfunctional Marriage - a legal union of two women.

Dykfunctional Home - a home with two mommies and no daddy.

by flickertongue April 23, 2011

dysfunctional breasts

when one boob is bigger or smaller that the other.

Ja Skank Ho has some crazy dysfunctional titties.

by Frank Fenimore May 13, 2005

DisFucktional

Someone who fails miserably when trying to have sex due to booze, drugs, or nervousness.

Amy said Mike was totally DisFucktional last night after that bottle of Purple Passion.

by I Am The Ax October 5, 2011

Dysfunctional Jerry

Absolute and utter retardedness, flowing immensily from thine vains, progressing to insanity. Beyond retardation.

If dysfunctional Jerry would just sit down, i could watch this fucking powder puff football game at Byers Field.

by Christopher Dunigan/Kelli Shetler November 11, 2004

Dysfunctional

Diana Jennings 🤮

1) Your family is like Diana Jennings! What does that that mean? Dysfunctional duh!

2) why would you leave a man for a low life biker you must be Diana Jennings

by Factual-information June 7, 2018

Dysfunctional Jerry

Orginally came from Jerry's telethon for "special" people. Which always included a retared person coming into view of the camera to get a few more dollars

mother to children misbehaving in backseat, "will you kids shut the #%$@ up, you sound like a bunch of Dysfunctional jerry kids"

by sLuGo September 30, 2005

Dysfunctional

1. When something does not function properly.

2. When something is dangerous, bad, unhealthy, toxic, etc.

Do you know Stephanie and Kevin?
They have such a dysfunctional relationship!

by JonnyDasPony March 21, 2018