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2 Mike Dyke

Like a two beer queer except you're drinking mikes hard lemonades.
Nick "Hey Ernie, look at Winston over there, he only had a couple drinks and he is already twerking on the wall"
Ernie: "Yeah, he's a '2 mike dyke'. "
Nick: "what the hell is a 2 mike dyke?"
Ernie: "a 2 mike dyke is when someone is turnt off of two wine coolers"
by turndown4chay December 28, 2015
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dykemobile

Any Subaru vehicle, especially those of the wagon variety. Dykes love Subarus because of their all wheel drive, which makes them masculine like a pick up truck.
Mom bought a dykemobile? Does she let her girlfriend drive it?
by nater1 November 6, 2006
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Dusty Dyke

An old lesbian (most likely with grey hair).
The final stage of a lesbian (baby dyke, former baby dyke, then dusty dyke).
Dusty dykes have paved the road for the future generation of lesbians.
by sadriannaship January 5, 2015
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Femme Dyke

Femme Dykes are generally lesbians who have the appearance of femme lesbians or queer women but who often have a Dyke mind set. They mix the lesbian culture existing in both lesbian binary genre of butch and femme. She will be more on the femme with with long hair, painted nails, a joy of fashion, wears makeup, and even enjoys wearing a dress, BUT, she may also know how to use power tools, enjoys the gun range, ride a motorcycle, and wears a strap-on.
Femme girl body and looks with dyke girl attitude is a classic example of a FEMME DYKE
by Atea Vey June 20, 2011
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Blonde Dyke

The thing that Kanye West would give anything for.
"Heard they do anything for a klondike. Well I do anything for a blonde dyke."
by doowopbadapadoobop February 5, 2009
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fat dyke

A fat, usually feminist and vegetarian lesbian who weighs 25 stone on average and always bitches at men who eat meat
Man: Mmm... Nice steak
Fat Dyke: Do you know how that animal died?!
Man: You clearly starved it, fat dyke
by Flash Howell (Louis) September 12, 2013
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bull dyke

Look over there. Those bull dykes just kicked the shit out of that little Dutch boy. He must have tried to stick his finger where it don't belong.
by Anonymous November 8, 2002
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