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douschebag

!. a word used to describe an individual of the male gender who by all outward appearances, tries way too hard either to be cool or to exhibit a particular stereotype, or tries to use a certain hooby to make themselves more attractive to women but does not make any money off of said activity. This includes but is not limited to, bleached hair, surfer hair, tattos, muscle cars, lifted trucks, facial piercings, frequent lies, chest bumping, cock waving,fauhawks, muscle flexing, expensive sunglasses, european cars, Sports jersies, single color outfits, sports apparel, cowboy hats, trucker hats, black eyeliner, bangs covering half the face, tight pants on guys with no ass, skateboarding and sagging.
Friend: hey whats up with that carrie chick?

Me: she's dating some douschebag who cant decide if hes a redneck or a gangsta.
by sonofturbo October 7, 2009
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douschebaggery

Of or relating to a dousche bag.
The Christian Scientists arguments were pure douschebaggery
by Adam C Henderson September 1, 2008
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Duschebagery

The dumbass actions that dumbasses commit in order to qualify for the coveted dumbass title.

Also used extensively by the character "Dean Winchester" from the hit show "Supernatural".
John: Hey all we have to do is get one more peep into this 68' Volkswagon bug and we'll break the old record of 42!

The Fab: Now hold on here! What's the meaning of all this Duschebagery?
by Westfall60 June 27, 2010
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Douschebag McAlister

Another branch off the word doushebag just higher up on the doushebagery scale.
dude 1: Man that guy is a doushebag! he did my girlfriend
dude 2: Make that a Douschebag McAlister dude he also did your mom...
by emanyell October 9, 2010
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Duke of Douschebagery

The Duke is a guy who is the biggest dousche bag in the world and walks around being a dousche bag to everyone.
Hey here comes the Duke of Douschebagery.
by zb12 April 30, 2006
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douschebag

Used in many ways to describe an utter shit stain on society.

Can also be used to joke with a friend, or haze an enemy.
I can't believe you pulled the philly fakeout on laura last night, Bob. What a douschebag!

or

Jim actually ditched us for a fat chick last night. I wanna beat that douschebag's ass.
by Steven Hooker January 14, 2008
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douschebaggery

The act of being a douschebag
stop all of this damned douschebaggery!
by smexybeastofthewoods November 9, 2010
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