Dickie Durbin

Dickie Durbin.

1) An untrustworthy US Senator from Illinois.

2) An untrustworthy condom

I was two knuckles deep in this chick when she said, “We will no longer surrender our country to the false song of globalism”. That’s when I knew that I was going balls deep. So I grab my “Dicky Durbin”, slap it on, and dive in. I’m trying to knock the back wall out and she yells “They’re turning the frickin frogs gay” and it was like millions of lives screamed out and were suddenly silenced. I was literally shaking. To my horror I found out my “Dickie Durbin” busted shortly before I did. She then tells me that “You knew Dickie blew DACA” and “You can’t trust Dickie Durbin”. But she was a trooper . She flipped over and told me to throw it in her “Haiti”

by Willyfisterbottom January 17, 2018

Alac Durbin

To shoot a loaded firearm without steadying the weapon.

Tyler:Did you just shoot his trunk and miss him you idiot?
Alac:Shit I did, let's just bolt man.
Cochise:Alac Durbin, you're under arrest for attempted murder.

by V415 July 9, 2014

durban

Or durban poison, a strain of marijuana

Oh shit dude! You picked up the durban!

by Bobo March 14, 2004

Durbakianism

Worship of the man known as David Durbak. This has been proven to be extremely creepy. This cult is known to address David Durbak as Lord Durbie. This is not to be confused with the favorite childhood toy, ferbie.

Origins of this cult is on display in the darkroom. This picture depicts durbaks last supper. surrounded by the founders of durbakism, he looks out to the heavens.

Lance: Lord Durbie, where are the scissors?

Durbak: Young Grasshopper, you cannot be trusted with sharp objects

Brittany: Well said durbie, gee whiz durbakianism is so wonderful!

by fallingpandacow May 15, 2010

Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley

When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.

Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.

Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?

by doubleunicycle January 14, 2022

durber

1. A girl who gives blowjobs to people who mumble
2. A woman who gives great handjobs/blowjobs

1. richards girlfriend is a durber, or so i have heard.
2. do you see those lips, she must be a durber.
3. Batty was a nerd but his gf was a durber
4. Yeh, my gf is a durber, i gt cum in her eye afterwards though

by Ian Bonwik December 28, 2007

Dirtball Durbin

A Dirtball Durbin is usually a dirty-brown haired male, who is almost 100% of the time gay. He is always looking to get butt fucked, and doesn't ever get any pussy. Dirtball Durbin is the dirtiest of the dirts, and is known by everyone as a Dirtball. The only time a girl calls him cute is out of pity.

Person 1: Look at that greasy faggot over there!

Person 2: Hey, that's Dirtball Durbin!

by bm696969 August 1, 2012