Upstairs 

A phrase commonly used by people of the Pakistani decent

"I don't want to go up there...up there?...up where...UPSTAIRS?"

Upstairs by Schwartzy391 June 24, 2008

big man upstairs 

A nickname for God, specifically in the Christian faith.

I pray to the big man upstairs every morning.

big man upstairs by BrotherEd July 23, 2016

upstairs 

VERB - An upstairs is when you remove the lid from the back of a toilet tank, and proceed to either piss and/or take a dump (the idea method) right into the clean water and put the lid back on. If done right, the turd will float around in the tank and foul water will come out when the toilet is flushed, and also in case of an emergency, the normally potable water in the tank cannot be consumed.

Dave did an upstairs in our bathroom, so thanks to that asshole now we won't have emergency water when the hurricaine hits.

upstairs by swilson January 10, 2006

the man upstairs 

noun.
a judgmental guy who watches everything I do, can hear everything I say and if I don't give him ten percent of my paycheck every month he'll kick me out.

Tim: Sally I can't have sex with you it will upset the man upstairs.
Sally: wow, Tim I didn't know you were so religious.
Tim: I'm not, I just mean that My landlord Frank is really old fashioned and he might not let me renew my lease.

the man upstairs by Colte the Pirate January 12, 2007

for crying out the upstairs window 

Exclamation used by the elderly to express urgency, annoyance, anger, etc...

see for pete's sake
modern translation: for fuck's sake

For crying out the upstairs window, I haven't paid $40 for a handjob since the great depression!

for crying out the upstairs window by kdhoffma September 1, 2008

upstairs 

People superior to you in your organization (where you work).

A: Hey Daniel, I have some issues here, with the Standard Operating Procedures. Look at the sections... eh... in SOP-11A.1.2. If we stick to that, we're gonna waste considerable time, which we don't have.

B: Oh Bob, I know all that bull. But it's way above my pay grade. You'd have to go upstairs to challenge that.

upstairs by genome2k April 16, 2011

Upstairs Tenant 

When you take the top of a toilet off and shit in the water. Then every time someone flushes there will be shit particles in the bowl.

I don't understand! No matter how many times I flush, there's always shit in here! Oh! There's an upstairs tenant! Damn that's nasty.

Upstairs Tenant by B. Hindman October 3, 2008