dumpster shovel

*dump*ster- shov*el

-the act of using a piece of stale bread to move undesired garbage off of a plate of food or treasure (see also "hobo gloves")

"Man, there's nothing wrong with that half eaten donut, except it's got that bum sleeping on it"!

"Well, go grab a dumpster shovel and badda bing badda boom! Problem solved"!

by MY.REAL.NAME.IS.CINDY...psych. January 20, 2015

dumpster snatch

When a bitch has been dumpster diving for too many days and she has gotten waist high in trash. If that cunt don't get cleaned she gets a very disgusting condition known as dumpster snatch.

Nobody will eat my pussy now because. I have a terrible case of dumpster snatch.

by buckshot76 August 18, 2017

dumpster slurpee

When you nut in a girl's ass and then she shits it out into a cup and you then slurp it up with a straw. The highest quality ones are made with diarrhea.

Dude, I just ate me and Maria's dumpster slurpee

by Stanchee June 12, 2019

dumpster-spoon

The act of laying horizontally parallel to another person while laying inside a dumpster as a means of quiet romantic privacy.

"Hey, is that your dumpster-spooning buddy Manny?"

by thefnitalian November 19, 2007

Dumpster Sex

Sex with someone that has no emotional value, but for both parties to get off. It's location can be any meaningless location that is convenient to both parties. Because of its singular purpose, dis-robing is not necessary & will only prolong the departure of both parties, possibly adding conversation & intimacy to the situation.

Person 1: I just just had meaningless sex!
Person 2: No, you had dumpster sex.

by red2002yzfr1 November 21, 2013

Cum guzzling dumpster slut

The person at you job that is totally useless. No matter what he or she does it accomplishes nothing. The pinnacle of uselessness, not specifically laziness, because very motivated or hard working people can be useless. Guzzling cum behind a dumpster will give their life more meaning.

She cannot sell shit, shes a complete cum guzzling dumpster slut

by GeoMunkee April 15, 2011

dumpster shrimp

Tadpoles that live in filthy garbage water at the bottom of dumpsters usually located outside of restaurants. These lovable bottom dwellers are often disguised as their sea creature counterpart, the shrimp. These amphibians are commonly harvested by mexican restaurants and served in seafood enchiladas. Beware of the term, "fresh, never frozen".

Dude, that shrimp scampi is actually dumpster shrimp.

by clunt March 27, 2008