Duplex

Two separate turds coming out of your asshole at the same time.

Ahh, fuck It's a duplex.

by Cherylyn17 May 8, 2011

dumptext

The act of sending a text message while taking a dump.

This is a dumptext motherfucker! How are you doing buddy?

by kennsem April 7, 2010

dumpleganger

A shit in the exact likeness of a person.

Howard shit out a real masterpiece last week. It was a perfect dumpleganger for John Mayer, but with more talent.

by Morecowbell April 18, 2014

Dumplefuck

Having sex with a person you normally wouldn't choose to be with because you have no better option.

"Adrian's been striking out all night, if 2am rolls around and the bar closes, he'll have to hook up with that drunk big girl" "Oohh now that's a dumplefuck"

"I bumped into my ex today and she wanted to chat, I really can't stand her but hey....'ya know....dumplefuck"

by ace789nj September 8, 2014

dumpledore

A term used to define the area which the feces leaves the rectum,generally used by the wizarding community. a play on the words "dumple" and "door" .

"close your dumpledore" "Did you see that Ron, I put it right in her dumpledore!"

by screwge November 12, 2007

dumple

A telnet BBS Server written in Python scripting language.
Dumple was developed by Titans of Old in 2003. It allows old DOS based BBS software and doors to be accessed from a web browser. Dumple is open source freeware.

I just connected to a Dumple BBS using FireFox, and I was able to play console ANSI games just like I did back in the 80's and 90's!

by Chris A. Clark May 5, 2008

Dumples

A person, more often than not, female, who isn't necessarily ugly, but definitely isn't attractive. AKA "dry toast." Someone with no outstanding or identifying traits, average in every way possible(looks, no personality, no real talents, etc.) Plain, unremarkable, vanilla, couldn't pick 'em out of a crowd. A Dumples has no best friends(except other Dumples), but lots of 'acquaintances'. A good synonym would be a "Meg" as in Meg from Family Guy. When in doubt of someone's Dumplocity, picture them dressed/made up. If the makeup wears them instead of them wearing the makeup(kid in her mom's vanity table syndrome), it's Dumples!

"Can you believe she took her Dumples friend Tina with her to the club? You know she was just trying to make herself look prettier. Tsk tsk."

Dumples always lie and try to tell you they're 'models'. All they're modeling is sweatpants.

by Revidescent July 8, 2012