Shumpty Dumpty

Shumpty Dumpty is another nickname for LSC ICT teacher Stanley Shum, also know as Shum egg, as he looks like the egg called Humpty Dumpty in the nursery rhyme.

Student A: Hey look is that Shumpty Dumpty? I love his lessons
Student B: Don't be so 8745

by 8745guyylol October 19, 2023

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The act of shoving an egg up someone's ass and fucking them til it's scrambled.

Last night was sweet, she let me give her a scrumpty dumpty.

by KougatPandora92 July 23, 2019

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when you are sleeping at someone's house and you are really uncomfortable so you escape before they wake up.

I didnt want to say goodbye to her in the morning so I humpty dumpty-ed out of the house

by theweeeone August 19, 2010

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A sex move; used when you are holding the female in the air while banging her. Just before you are about to cum, you drop the girl on the floor and jizz all over her. You then leave the scene.

Mark: Did you bang that chick I saw you with last night?

Nick: Yeah, but I saw no future in the relationship, so I gave her a Humpty Dumpty and left.

by CompSci2 October 12, 2010

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a person who re-defines words to suit himself, rather than using words the way the dictionary defines them.

From Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass":

`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'

`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.'

`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's all.'

Person 1: I'm hungry.

Person 2: You don't know the meaning of "hungry" till you've been starving like the hordes in the third world.

Person 3: Bullshit! Look it up in the dictionary, Humpty Dumpty!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2010

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