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Joe farted under the sheets repeatedly after eating refried beans and burritos repeatedly while his GF Jill got ready for bed. When Jill returned, Joe pushed her under the sheets and held them over her. Jill proceeded to puke all over Joe. It resulted in a nasty Duchovny.
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