dafuqboom

cringe ass youtuber who spams gmod videos of fucking head coming out of a toilet whose audience consists of 3 year olds

pradyumna : Have you watched dafuqboom's new skibidi toilet video ?
rishaan : No , im not a nigger

by triggerman02 October 22, 2023

Dafuq

A small Middle Eastern nation, known primarily for the exceedingly complex dialect of Arabic spoken by its natives. When confronted by something baffling or incomprehensible, a common turn of phrase is to mention this country's name, indicating that the speaker is as confused as they would be trying to interpret the Dafuqian dialect. Compare "It's all Greek to me".

The primary export of Dafuq is falafel

by MISTER OWNINATOR September 8, 2013

dufu

short for dumb fuck, a person that messes up all the time

"You are such a dufu, can't you do anything right?"

by ldml April 4, 2008

Dufusitis

Dufusitis is a persistant, apparent brain disorder affecting rational, functional, logical thoughts, typically during support calls. Key symptoms of dufusitis; repeated samples accompanied by stubbornness, short-sightedness and selfishness.

Man, that customer called again on the same issue-that's 3 days in a row, they must be suffering from dufusitis.

by lewcocoug May 4, 2009

dufuss

A dope, idiot, dummy. It's used not so much as a deep condemnation of character, as commentary of an incident or discrete act. And, meant to disparage the person at that moment for what occurred.

I appreciate that on yahoo it was noted that it's necessarily a mean thing to say

also dufus..........dufəs

I am such a dufuss. Every year I forget my Irish Aunt Trish's birthday, and have to ask my mother-in-law if it's exactly on St Patrick's day.

Happy birthday Trish

by grubecnerwal July 22, 2016

Doppel-dufus

This term refers to a friend or close acquaintance, usually a male, that tries too hard to mimic or emulate someone they like or admire, including but not limited to - dressing or speaking in the same manner. However, they are considered half as smart as the person they are trying to emulate. The female equivalent is generally referred to as a "doppel-ditz." Often this term is used among college students.

John was Jason's doppel-dufus, constantly saying and doing the everything John did in the worst way.

by D.Healey November 10, 2011

dafuq

like wtf, its ebonics for what the fuck

dafuq do we have to go to school tomorrow?
motha fuckas need to get DAFUQ off my jock

by Elliot W. January 4, 2009