doffensive

A driver who goes in the fast lane and maintains a consistent speed by breaking the speed limit and not getting caught by cop

We came fast and we were doffensive all the way

by tintedwindow July 8, 2007

duffness

duffness- A name you can call someone or something without offending them up front. Clumsy, silly, jerk, funny, asshole, comedian, joker, dork, jerkoff, lame, pussy, fatass, drunk, idiot, rapper, skelator, bandit, clown, jester, tattoo, pig, fool, cholo, ganster, thug.

Kid tells his mom: Look at that clown his a duffness!
A boyfriend tells his girlfriend: Your a duffness for acting like that.
Audience: Look at the rapper acting like a duffness after the show.
The man was at the resturant eating a burger like a duffness
The duffness got cought robbing a bank

by T.F. King #1 June 4, 2011

Lukas deffendall

A piss- drinker who is a bully and a female.

“Dude you’re such a Lukas Deffendall!”

by Your local homie January 12, 2020

Doing a duffin

To make unwelcome or uninvited conversation or sexual advances to a member of the opposite sex.

He is doing doing a duffin again. Mary does not look happy .

by Wrd112 May 28, 2018

dufferoony

Diminutive form of duffer, used by Ned Flanders on the Simpsons to refer to police officers'lazyness, stupidity and incompetence to catch a single burglar.

Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch...eroony!

by Roberto Salazar May 7, 2005

Duffey

A full blown erection.

Sean,"That chick was so hot!"
Andre,"I know! I totally had a Duffey!"

Cannan,"Hey what is that in your pocket?"
Zach,"Oh nothing. I just have a Duffey."

by The Original Drizzy Dre November 18, 2011

Duffel purse

A duffel purse is a large usually humongous purse (e.g. TNA and lulu bags) which requires a longer time to search for specific items due to the size. Duffel purse are made out of leather or canvas, mainly carrier by females or homosexuals with or without pride.

Used to carry the following items makeup, tampons, a book, smaller purses, mirrors, credit cards, lotion and etc.
Can be used for carrying bowling balls, human heads, kitchen sinks, stargate. All of which can summed up in one word a fuckload

the Security guards required to see I.D. and the woman spent a lengthy amount of time trying to locate the card purse that contained her I.D. through a fuckload of shit in her duffel purse.

by NaFurious June 10, 2010