Drunkonscious

Someone who is so drunk and out of it that they become virtually unconscious. Also pertains to the state of being blacked out and not being able to recall actions you performed while you were drunkonscious.

Not my fault. I wasn't in control, I was drunkonscious.

by HispanicJesus June 9, 2010

drunktion

Drunk action, usually in the form of one night stands/booty calls after a big night out.

man i was wasted last night, i stopped by jen's place on the way home for a bit of drunktion.

by the original anarchist March 17, 2009

drunkabout

An extended period of drinking and self-discovery. Similar to the Australian walkabout, but involving vast quantities of alcohol.

I'm starting to wonder what it's all about, ya know.

Time for a drunkabout, mate.

by bhalrog August 7, 2009

Drunktionality

Noun - The ability to perform regular functions with stellar accuracy while completely intoxicated. Or so you think:)

Check out the drunktionality on that guy!!! Not one drop spilled but he's gonna need stitches:)

by Real_Whirled June 29, 2011

Drunkconscious

Adj: Existing only in the state of mind while intoxicated and totally unavailable while sober.

Noun: The mental activities just below the level of the subconcious.

John: "Do you remember mentioning her boobs and dancing on pool tables?"

Jane: "OMG, no! I would never have remembered that when I was sober! Good thing you mentioned it! It was buried in my drunkconscious!"

by B-Randy July 28, 2011

drunkpooning

It's when a female soaks a tampon in alcohol (vodka) and puts it up her vagina.

Apparently young school girls are drunkpooning in school.

by bdjj October 3, 2012

Drunkanova

The drunk guy at the bar who's had too much and is halfway determined not to go home by himself.

Oh, no. Here comes Drunkanova again. Quick! Pretend to be my lesbian girlfriend!

by zed614 October 10, 2016