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Doing a Jono

Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).
"Oh look at Mobbsy, he is doing another Jono!" or "Doing a Jono again, Mobbsy?"
by Trident Spliffmonster October 9, 2006
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When someone enters your house without your permission and you are a big fan of shrek...
Who also hates people entering their swamp without permission.
Guy: I'm gonna enter his house at night, hehehe...
*Guy gets caught by house owner*
House Owner: What are you doing in MY SWAMP?
by Gary Melgomen May 7, 2018
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Doing a Monty

The act of pre-gaming before an event so hard that when you finally make it past the front gate you pass out and have to go straight home.

Characteristics of doing a Monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.
"Careful Tom, don't do a Monty on us"

"Q: What happened to Caitlin?"
"A: I don't know. One second she was fine and then she did a Monty"

Wobby: "If I end up doing a Monty today I will never forgive myself"
by Hicksy Victor March 30, 2011
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doing a Claudius

To pretend to be a dumb/weak/stuttering idiot, in order to fool your enemies

Comes from Emperor Claudius, who survived this way the tyrannical purges of Emperor Tiberius and the mad reign of Caligula.

Thus he was able to survive and become emperor himself in the end
Bill may seem like an harmless idiot, but he’s just doing a Claudius in order to fool Frank and fuck his girlfriend while he’s at work

Be careful with Tom, he may seem harmless, but he’s actually doing a Claudius
by EuropeanRando January 15, 2021
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human doing

A critical perspective term from a mindfulness point of view wherein folks see themselves as functions or things rather than allowing a simple state of being to exist.
Once you go from being a human doing to allowing yourself to exist as a human being, you’ll never go back!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
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i should be doing homework

What you're thinking. Usually thought with said homework in a pile next to a big distraction, most likely a computer.
I should be doing homework but instead I'm on the urban dictionary reading a riveting definition.
by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015
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