When the ocean dries up

An idiom, describing something will happen in a VERY long time, often an activity that one is not inclined to take part of.

"Are you ever gonna try indoor skydiving?"
"When the ocean dries up, man!"

by ProfessorMOfficial June 20, 2022

see you when the mud dries

It means:
I will see you after the flood waters recede and "the mud dries" so you can drive on the dirt roads again.
What you say to someone when you know they are going to be cut off from dirt roads due to flooding before the big wet or annual monsoon across northern Australia during summer
Northern Australian slang. Effects people from northern WA NT and FNQ (Far North Queensland)

All right mate, got enough beer, smokes and tucker to get you thru?
YEP.
OK. see you when the mud dries!

by Marky Mark 46RF October 26, 2017

The Dries

Ever feel parched, drained, broke, dry or thirsty? Well then, you maybe suffering from a sporadic case of the dries, or you may be one of the less fortunate and have a chronic case of the dries. Symptoms include; empty wallet, empty stomach, extreme thirst, severe nicotine cravings and a lack of good dope supply... If you are a broke motherfucker and can't get your fix or satisfy your hunger, quench your thirst or your dying for a smoke, then you probably are experiencing a bad case of the dries, dried out and dried up. Only known cure is a good come up that puts money in your pocket.

Hey man, got any good shit? I'm hurting bro, I got the dries.

by Firechaser March 15, 2018

ms.dries

a maniac whos only goal in life is to torture all the children she meets. She throws endless "Listen to an adult when they're talking to you!"'s at everyone during class. She even banned a kid for doing something she told him to do on the computer (no it wasn't porn). She is also a bad because she stole my dads car and ran her students over with it.

ms.dries has joined the server
ms.dries: homework or hell?
kids: die

by Samuel S. sans January 19, 2019

At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline

What you say to make a super-sweltering day seem a bit less miserable.

Besides keeping in mind that, "At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline", you can also remember to utilize two other "perks" of extra-hot weather --- the solvent on freshly-painted/glued items will take less time to evaporate, and your swimming pool will warm up faster so that its water won't be such a shock to climb into. (This latter phenomenon also often works for a nearby pond or brook, of course, and so you can avail yourself of this delightful "oasis of cool relief" sooner after sunrise, too, if you don't have a pool of your own. Some southern areas even allow people to "shed it all" and go skinny-dipping once the local temps exceed a certain level, too, and so this can be an additional "heat-wave advantage".)

by QuacksO July 22, 2019

Bomb Dresden

British slang dating from World War II meaning to defecate, take a dump or shit. The phrase came about due to the heavy bombing of Dresden by the allies due to the concentration of military targets in and around the city. Dresden was also a centre of porcelain manufacture and since toilet bowls are made of porcelain, wartime humour made the connection, that and the societal requirement to use a polite euphemism, that if you went to take a crap you went to bomb Dresden.

“I think something was wrong with those sausages, I’m off on an urgent mission to bomb Dresden.”

by AKACroatalin August 25, 2016

Let's dress up and travel together

Is technically what people usually do after literally coming out of the closet.
A slang term or euphemism for "dating" originated from the Taiwanese dub of The Owl House, where Amity says "我們盛裝出遊吧!" which translates to "Let's dress up and travel together!"
But can also be used as a term for openly experiencing LGBT culture after coming out of the closet.

Now that i'm out of the closet, and there's a Pride Parade tomorrow, let's dress up and travel together!
I came out a week ago and have been dressed up and traveling ever since.

by Sir. Kick December 16, 2021