dried fruit

I am not.

"I appreciate when my date is a person not dried fruit."

by the hardest I have tried April 18, 2019

dried apricot

nickname for the man sack, resembling the wrinkly skin of a dried apricot.

"i'll never understand how gay guys go down on guys.. i mean... its like having your face slapped by a dried apricot while choking to death on a hotdog!!"

by ME!!!!!! May 17, 2006

dried up penis

The sound a player named Demitry on the Realm Mug'Thol from World of Warcraft makes when he speaks.

Demitry sounded like a dried up penis when he last spoke on vent about how much he loved dajinn and stephani.

by wray May 18, 2006

dried piss

after pissing in a pan and cooking it in the oven on 350 degrees for 20 minutes you can scrape the dried piss off the pan and enjoy piss powder for instant piss when mixed with water. In some parts of africa dried piss is snorted for a euphoric hi

Dried piss is way better than kool aid

by cumdragon March 29, 2015

dried-helmet

A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.

I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again

by Chase Lewis white January 26, 2014

dried gluestick

When you cum straight up then let the jizz dry on tip of your meat stick (dick without skin) then once dry, peel off very fast just like when you were little and peeled dried glue off your hand.

dude, you should totally try the dried gluestick!

by Ugin™ April 25, 2016

dried tomato

A person that makes awkward faces.

Oh hey. That girl is a dried tomato

by What you mean September 11, 2016