spirited driving

An exciting method of operating a motor vehicle; taking a car to it's performance limits.

Let's take your dad's M3 out to this weekend's SCCA event for some spirited driving.

by Aaron, biatch February 12, 2006

driving

The Murphy's Law of Driving

1) The car infront of you is always slower.

2) The car in back of you always wants to go faster.

3) There is never traffic until you start to back out of your driveway.

4) There is never traffic until you reach the stop sign.

5) When you are in a hurry, everyone is on a joy ride.

6) When you are looking for an address, everyone is in a hurry.

7) Bugs, salt, and other grime on the windshield are attracted to the area directly infront of your line of sight.

8) If a car in the other lane is hovering between you and the car infront of you, he wants to switch, even though...

9) Turn signals (blinkas) are never used.

10) Your exit is 3 lanes to the right, and about 200 feet away.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

by The Sub March 1, 2005

driving while blind

This is operating a motor vehicle in an extremely intoxicated state.

Man, look at this sarge, that guy, blew a .38 BAT, we should have arrested him for driving while blind!

by I, Wreckerrr April 13, 2021

Braille Driving

Driving along the dotted lines, shoulder or reflector bumps, as though the tires were reading them, like a blind person reading braille. See also pac-manning

Dude, watch out for that car ahead of us, he's totally braille driving!

by Mis May 17, 2007

Lawn Chair Driving

Driving with one's left foot resting just outside of the driver's side window. Similar to driving with a gangster lean, but not as hardcore. Requires the subject to be limber and totally lax like they're at the beach, except instead they are zipping through traffic.

Yeah, the cop pulled her over for lawn chair driving. Said her foot was blocking her side mirror.

by Wyatt Junker June 1, 2011

Leapfrog Pile Driving

The sexual act of penetrating someone in the pile driver position whilst leap frogging throughout the room in which the sexual act is taking place...May be utiliased with multiple parties at one time.

Leapfrog Pile Driving: Dude! I leapfrog pile drived her so hard last night that she's gonna have neck, back and pelvis problems for the rest of the week .

by fizzybizness February 28, 2015

Driddy Baii

When you do something that upsets you

A phrase to use when you or someone else does something they wish never happened

A phrase to just yell out when something doesn't go your way

Driddy baii, I lost my money

Guy 1: How the fuck was Durant not MVP?
Guy 2: Driddy baii lol

My girl is on her period, driddy baii

by TS the One November 24, 2010