diddly dick

Something with absolutely no use or function.

Something that does not work.

These scissors don't do diddly dick!

by AVGNfan May 31, 2009

diddlydarn

the funniest mother fcking word you will ever see EVER
the way it looks
the way it sounds
the only thing funnier than diddlydarn is jennifer lawrence

"now hold on just a diddlydarn minute"
"hey hannah"
"hey julie"
"diddl(ove)y(ou)darn"

by maxirons wife April 28, 2013

pip pip the diddly do

A different term for smash, bang, etc.

"Did you pip pip the diddly do last night?"

by Pip pip cheerio September 21, 2017

diddly dong

It's that noodle between yo thighs. Most common in men. Exceptions include Donald Trump.

Adon : Bang avec les plus petit pénis dans le monde!
Ragz: LOOOOOOL
Sid: I'd laugh too if I knew what that meant
Ragz: It means "Bang has the smallest diddly dong in the world"

by FapGod March 29, 2016

sissy diddles

Noun

An emasculating type of male masturbation where a sissy rubs the underside of his/her/its clitty with one fingertip. The limited stimulation is designed to increase sexual frustration rather than bring sexual satisfaction.

The verb form of this practice is sissy diddle, present participle is sissy diddling, past participle is sissy diddled.

Within sissy communities, the sissy qualifier is often dropped and they simply refer to it as diddles, diddle, diddling, or diddled.

For a sissy, the only thing better than an evening spent performing sissy diddles while watching sissy hypno is a night spent being a fuck doll for an Alpha man.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 June 30, 2021

Diddle My Skittle

1.To touch the Female genital organs (Female Masterbation)

Jo-anne wanted to diddle her skittle, but was too afraid to do it in Church.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

diddling her twat

fingering, or playing with a girls vagina.

Oh, he's probably diddling her twat.

by landothecowboy666 December 8, 2010