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Vein Drain

An unfortunate and potentially traumatic experience which occurs when a heterosexual male is masturbating to a porno flick, and notices that the porno flick is about to enter the money shot scene. The masturbator furiously races to match the timing of his ejaculation with that of the porn star's facial spray onto the cum-craving whore. However, just when the masturbator is about to climax, the scene inexplicably cuts from the gaping whore to a close-up of the porn star's sweaty face as he is jizzing. As a result, the masturbator ends up draining his willy to the porn star rather than the cum slut, leading to a deeply unpleasurable orgasm, severe long-term emotional stress, and a dark era in the masturbator's existence as he questions the meaning and purpose of life. The porn star's face is generally accented by a visible vein popping from his beefy forehead, hence the term Vein Drain.
Dude, I was jerking off to "Butt Fuck Sluts Go Nuts Pt. 9" last night, but just as I was about to erupt in sludge, the camera cut to the roid-head, leading me to vein drain. I have decided to leave all my belongings to you in my will.
by Joey the Grip June 20, 2009
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drapin

to have long hair
Man, dude's hair is drapin.
by donyetta January 28, 2004
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draining the lizard

"Dude, I need to drain the lizard"...

Ten minutes later

"Dude, look at this.. I'm draining the lizard"
by HumanMetronome November 27, 2013
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Sperm drain

A female who is on this planet to only receive the cock. She takes so much cock that her holes are just drains for sperm.
"Mary has fucked the whole team in the office"
"Really, that whore is a complete fucking sperm drain"
by MickyHow August 30, 2013
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drain gang

Drain gang, I got dirty tricks, street magician.
by Goldyielock$ May 13, 2018
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brain draino

Cocaine..... A term used mainly by punks in the late seventies through early eighties for cocaine...
by malecat December 25, 2007
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drainer

a member of the subculture based around the art/music collectives drain gang and sadboys. “drain” has unique, dream-like, and ethereal visuals and sound loosely inspired by the early 2000’s, scene culture, and EDM/trance music. it promotes a spiritual and existential lifestyle and is, to many, a refreshingly stark contrast to mainstream trap. it has rapidly grown in popularity over the years and heavily inspires the current state of the underground movement on SoundCloud.

the term gained popularity as a meme on 4chan’s /mu/ and /fa/ boards, yet it somehow quickly gained traction among attention seeking egirls on discord, roblox, and instagram and has since become even more of a meme.
person: i ##love drain gang .. I’m such a drainer . ##Take a KNIFE and drain urlife

other person: wtf
by meiivi July 3, 2020
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