one-upper downer

(n.) Someone who tries constantly to out-do your bad personal experiences with their own bad stories, which in their eyes, is always worse.

Me: Oh man, I just had the worst day at work! I got fired...

Tim: Oh, sorry about that. Mine wasn't too much better. I forgot to save a really long document before shutting down my computer. Such a bad day!
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Tim's a clear one-upper downer

by The Communicator November 11, 2009

Debbie Doobie Downer

Dec. 3rd 2015

Noun/Pronoun/Adjective

-a Debbie Doobie Downer is the person, in a group of friends smoking weed, who brings everyone down and creates a down vibe.

David Spade is a Debbie Doobie Downer.

by @tris10kelsay March 10, 2016

Downers Grove

A suburb SW of Chicago with some fine ass bitches!

A city near Chicago

by Binx February 16, 2004

Link Downer

one who sends morose or depressive web links either by email, instant chat messages or cell phone texts.

Michael Weinreich is a such a link downer; he's always sending me gchat web links to some suicide or government conspiracy cover-up. Loser!

by Rudetoodo January 29, 2009

Downer

Pills that make you feel like you are drunk. Things like Ambien are downers. You lose your motor skills, and think really slow/ slurred speach.

I snorted those downers you gave me now I'm fucking out of it.

by S1lly_R4bbit April 26, 2006

Magaluf Downer Syndrome

The horrible feeling you get when your back home after a holiday to magaluf

John: Dude i feel so depressed since coming home

Doctor Pete : you got Magaluf downer syndrome!

by Milic15 August 1, 2010

Downer

Downer; i.e: To feel let down, expressing anxiety and dispair.

'What a Downer' 'Thats a bit of a Downer'

by redvynal July 29, 2004