by Marshall Banana June 6, 2005
Get the Nintendo Dolphin mug.Eons ago, in a time before man, before dinosaurs, before god there was Dolph Lundgren. Since the dawn of time Dolph has walked umong humans and protected us from great evils. when giant 16 limbed aliens invaded earth in 542 B.C. it was Dolph who turned their own weapons against them and drove them away. To this day he remains the only man to have ever punched out a dinosaur. while Dolph is clearly not affected by age, it is rumoured that he is also impervious all known toxins and weapons, close combat, projectile and energy based alike. not even the vile, destructive nature of women can destroy Dolph. contrary to popular belief, Dolph Lundgren is not super-human as he is actually not human. Dolph is the personification of pure masculinity. if Dolph Lundgren were a sound, he'd sound like Metal. in his spare time, while not protecting the earth Dolph likes to make awesome movies. i highly recommend Big Trouble in Little China Town and Universal Soldier.
Bow before the feet of mighty Dolph Lundgren, though he wouldn't ask you to cause he's really a pretty nice guy. smart too, I.Q. of approx. 170 and multi-lingual. nonetheless, BOW!
by Randal Leadbelcher September 16, 2007
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A group of 3 or more douches that hang out with each other. They usually dress the same or similar, all wearing the same hat.
by windsy February 3, 2010
Get the Douch Brothers mug.The dolphin king must be warned by the chosen one that his lasagna is cold otherwise he will die a horrible and painful death
A child named A name like Kai, Jeff, Brian (any name will do) must warn the dolphin king about his lasagna
by King of dolphins123 December 7, 2018
Get the Dolphin king mug.To commit suicide with a firearm fired upwards through the roof of ones own mouth. Thus giving yourself a Dolphin-esque blowhole on the top of your head.
1. Kurt Cobain did so much China White he decided to give himself a bit of the ol’ Dolphin Conversion Therapy.
by MitchDoyle13 June 26, 2019
Get the dolphin conversion therapy mug.When you meticulously lather up your butt crack with soap while in the shower and you rip a forceful fart, making a noisy flatulant that reminds Jaques Cousteau of an angry dolphin's war cry.
by Pitou1093 May 7, 2013
Get the mad dolphin mug.Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.
by charlie July 16, 2003
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