A person in a group who when it comes to their turn to buy a round of drinks will attempt to avoid it.
Common strategies used by round dodgers are:
Going to the toilet
Making phone calls
Lie that they forgot their wallet
Common strategies used by round dodgers are:
Going to the toilet
Making phone calls
Lie that they forgot their wallet
Ben: Hey, Tom, it's your turn to buy us a round, John bought the last one.
Tom: Ummm... I need the toilet. Gimme a minute.
John: Tom, stop being a round dodger and buy the next fucking round of drinks!
2 minutes later
Ben: Tom, now you're back, buy a round. Do your part.
Tom: I need to make an important call. Give me a few minutes.
John: BUY OUR FUCKING DRINKS YOU TIGHT AS A DUCK'S ARSE ROUND DODGER!
Later, John kills Tom. The lesson is, buy a round.
Tom: Ummm... I need the toilet. Gimme a minute.
John: Tom, stop being a round dodger and buy the next fucking round of drinks!
2 minutes later
Ben: Tom, now you're back, buy a round. Do your part.
Tom: I need to make an important call. Give me a few minutes.
John: BUY OUR FUCKING DRINKS YOU TIGHT AS A DUCK'S ARSE ROUND DODGER!
Later, John kills Tom. The lesson is, buy a round.
by Cazaam February 28, 2015
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example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third
example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third
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-Oi Shazza! Could you hurry it up a tad I'm dry as a dead dingos donger over 'ere
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They come back as pale as they left.
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