The act of two people simultaneously dropping loads into a toilet. The initiator, or the first mate as they are known, sits at the rear of the toilet seat spreading their legs as wide apart as possible. The second participant, or deck hand as they are known, squats over the top allowing both members of the Double Torpedo to “dump” at the same time. Extreme care must be taken when performing this bathroom stunt, accidents are common.
First mate: "Dude I really need to shit"
Deck Hand: "Me too man"
First mate: "Hows this going to work with only one toilet?"
Deck Hand: "Double Torpedo"
First Mate: "Best idea you've ever had"
Deck Hand: "Me too man"
First mate: "Hows this going to work with only one toilet?"
Deck Hand: "Double Torpedo"
First Mate: "Best idea you've ever had"
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Get the Double decker biscuit mug.A endearing sexual interaction between two male participants who engage in simultaneous consensual anal coitus. (multiples of two are needed)
Step 1. Consent to anal coitus with your partner
Step 2. Bring out the preferred lubricant
Step 3. Erect one another through preferred sexual stimulation
Step 4. Lubricate the anal cavity and each desired penis thoroughly
Step 5. Find a flat surface and lie down in a fetal position as if you are sitting in a chair on the horizontal axis
Step 6. position your partner in the similar position on the other side making your asses touch
Step 7. Tuck your erect penis in-between ur legs exposing the tip to your partners anus and vise versa
Step 8. Slowly but surely insert one another penises in each others anal cavities.
Step 9. Use the surface as leverage to bump bums with each other, penetrating each others assholes
Step 10. Go to town and do it until both participants simultaneously hit each others G-spots causing a mass ejaculation cycle creating what is known to be a double stuffed cannoli.
*Disclaimer: may cause too much sexual desire in which both participants get caught in a whirlwind of sexual pleasure where neither participant can stop ejaculating until they have died.
Be safe Enjoy.
Step 1. Consent to anal coitus with your partner
Step 2. Bring out the preferred lubricant
Step 3. Erect one another through preferred sexual stimulation
Step 4. Lubricate the anal cavity and each desired penis thoroughly
Step 5. Find a flat surface and lie down in a fetal position as if you are sitting in a chair on the horizontal axis
Step 6. position your partner in the similar position on the other side making your asses touch
Step 7. Tuck your erect penis in-between ur legs exposing the tip to your partners anus and vise versa
Step 8. Slowly but surely insert one another penises in each others anal cavities.
Step 9. Use the surface as leverage to bump bums with each other, penetrating each others assholes
Step 10. Go to town and do it until both participants simultaneously hit each others G-spots causing a mass ejaculation cycle creating what is known to be a double stuffed cannoli.
*Disclaimer: may cause too much sexual desire in which both participants get caught in a whirlwind of sexual pleasure where neither participant can stop ejaculating until they have died.
Be safe Enjoy.
" Max and I almost got caught in a lot of trouble doing the Double stuffed Cannoli on our school bus to soccer practice."
" Max did you hear Tyler and Matt were hospitalized after engaging in the double stuffed cannoli, wheeeeew what a close one."
" Hey papi I have surprise gift for you tonight ;) Im gonna stuff your cannoli, twice!"
" Max did you hear Tyler and Matt were hospitalized after engaging in the double stuffed cannoli, wheeeeew what a close one."
" Hey papi I have surprise gift for you tonight ;) Im gonna stuff your cannoli, twice!"
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Keith: Hey man you remember John and Mary,
Rob: Yeah how long they been married?
Keith: 10 years(law to get life time alimony)
Keith: she just told him she want a divorce
Keith: And he said she is fucking his cousin.
Rob: word so she on the market or is she and cuzzo exclusive
Keith: nah she on the market, John's cousins best friend hit that too.
Rob: Damn she doing Monkey-Double-Back-Flips on dicks huh.
Keith: Yup.
Rob: Yeah how long they been married?
Keith: 10 years(law to get life time alimony)
Keith: she just told him she want a divorce
Keith: And he said she is fucking his cousin.
Rob: word so she on the market or is she and cuzzo exclusive
Keith: nah she on the market, John's cousins best friend hit that too.
Rob: Damn she doing Monkey-Double-Back-Flips on dicks huh.
Keith: Yup.
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Get the Monkey-Double-back-flip mug.A totally rad version of an Upper Decker. This act usually requires two fecal filled individuals. First open up the top part of the recipients toilet and pinch a few hefty loaves inside. The next step is to shit in the toilet bowl. first a layer of toilet paper, then crap on top, then another layer of toilet paper so its sure to leave a nice clog. The recipient will try to flush the mess down the toilet but be pleasantly surprised with a brown whirlpool of shit. even if they try to plunge it, more shit water will come to the scene.
A) Hey, them reggins are having a party!
B) Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
A&B) DOUBLE DECKER HOME WRECKER!!!!!
B) Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
A&B) DOUBLE DECKER HOME WRECKER!!!!!
by just call me K May 28, 2009
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