douchard

A soulless blood maggot that feasts upon the destruction of joy ; the enemy of human emotion.

Even though I warned him not to, that douchard told me how the last Harry Potter book ends.

by Earl Grey Hot September 6, 2009

Douchery

Similar to a hatchery. A place where baby douches are unknowingly raised by their douche mommies and daddies. You may recognize the early signs of being a douche in these little ones in public places. Hopefully you don't know anyone running a douchery.

OMG, with a dad like Jon, I hope Kate isn't stuck running a douchery for those 8 kids after their divorce.

by ImNotReallyAWaitress August 17, 2010

douchitron

The ultimate insult for that jerk who annoyed the hell out of you and everyone else.

Did you see that douchitron who cut me off in traffic and nearly killed 5 people?

by halmonkey September 2, 2013

Douchery-doo

A douche bag whom hails from the country Australia. Always loud and obnoxious like a didgeridoo.

"I can't stand that guy Chad, he's a real douchery-doo!"

by positronic March 2, 2014

Douchify

To denigrate something or someone to its lowest point, usually undeserved.

verb: (transitive) douchify; 3rd person present: douchifies; past tense: douchified; gerund or present participle: douchifying; past participle: douchified

noun: douchification

adverb: douchifyingly

He did douchify the Lord with his blasphemy.

by gegrehet January 29, 2018

Douchery

The various attributes of an asshat who overvalues his/her opinions, status and importance. Individuals stricken with this condition often suffer from delusions of grandeur and speak in 4th person.

“The douchery is strong with this one as he regularly refers to himself in the 4th person by using his Navy rank to try to impress those around him.”

“His level of douchery was frightening as he talked about being ‘in the zone’ before running a 5k fun run.”

by KeyboardBandit21 December 2, 2021

Douchery

The factory of which a douche comes from. Can be an actual douche, or a person who resembles one.

Dude, were you born in a douchery!?

by SuperSmurf April 28, 2009