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douchemonger

1. A person who hordes used douches.

2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
You're such a douchemonger, Ryan! You ate all the donuts!
by Elix March 29, 2005
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douchemonkey

someone that is so low, that they deserve this lowest form of the douche- family

:someone that scuttles around on the floor looking for used and disposed douchebags to shove in their noses:
"That lying cheating snake took your money, your kids, and you mom! He's a no good douchemonkey."
by FUBAR___BUNDY October 10, 2007
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douchenabling

adj. to enable someone who's being a douche.
to let a douche continue being a douche in spite of how insulting it is.
To stay in a relationship with a douche without the expectation that he will ever stop being a douche.
Sara: Joe is such a douche.
Jessica: Well then why are you with him? You're just douchenabling him.

He will never stop being a douche as long as you keep douchenabling him.
by alister August 31, 2013
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Doucheout

A contest between two douches to discover which one is most douchey.
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in the film Dogma performed a doucheout (Affleck won... Affleck always wins, except at life and acting).
by bunnymessiah July 1, 2009
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douchenozzle

Someone who makes douches appear less douchee. An individual that is such a douche that a greater descriptive word is needed to describe them. Thankfully because douchenozzle exists there is still a meaning to the word douche that can be thrown around freely (ex calling a random idiot a douche).

note: please use the word douchenozzle sparingly because otherwise you will be a douchenozzle and the rest of us will have to create a new word to define those who are more of a douche than a douche and a douchenozzle.
My roommate andee in Cerro Vista 707D d isn't a douche he's a douchenozzle!
by Cerro Vista Romauldo 707D April 1, 2009
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DoucheKnuckle

An individual who consistantly acts like an asshole, always causing problems and on top of that, is an absolute knucklehead.
Wow that guy at the bar may be the biggest doucheknuckle ever.
by Tmizzie October 22, 2008
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Douchenard

Noun - 1. A word used to describe a fairly attractive, yet somewhat gayish, young male, known for his infidelity.
2. A tool who is difficult to socialize with.
3. Someone who keeps the man code.
4. A male cheerleader.
That guy on Tool Academy is a total Douchenard.
by ewgross April 8, 2010
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