Douchenipple

A douche whose personality specifically correlates with the wearing of tanktops that are prone to nipple-slips.

Because Spencer's friends were late, he thought: "Wow. They are some grade A douchenipples."

by moneyteam81 August 1, 2012

Douchenozzled

The act of being so irreversibly drunk that you don't realize how much of a douche bag you are.

Dude, I was so douchenozzled last night I pissed my pants...in my roommates bed.

by Billy Goat Jones December 4, 2010

douchenozilla

The Godzilla of douchenozzles. Towering roughly 300 feet over than your typical douchenozzle; an obnoxious and endlessly frustrating individual.

Zac's not just a douchenozzle, he's Douchenozilla!

or

Goddamn, he's SUCH a Douchenozilla!

by Nova Prime April 14, 2011

douchenozzle

1. A fucking nozzle for a douche bag.
2. A hipster

Look at that hipster over there. He's such a douchenozzle.

by SirCheeks July 20, 2012

douchepipe

n. Literally, the hollow, slender tube of a douche that is partially inserted into a woman's vagina while douching.

In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.

Gary didn't fill up the gas tank when he returned my car. Not only that, but he took my spare tire! That douchepipe is crazy if he thinks he can borrow my ride again!

by Kevin Howlett January 24, 2004

doucheneer

When a group of individuals are being douches, the first to do so is the douchineer.

This all started with Frank. He's the doucheneer!

by ampercule August 14, 2011

Doucheimer

When you drink so much that you act like a douchebag, but don't remember it the next day.

Dude, you were such a doucheimer last night.

by Dum_Diddy August 26, 2011