Douchanese

The language spoken by douchebags, wiggers, etc.

Methinks "nagguh" is Douchanese for "my fellow dicktard."

by leo3375 December 15, 2009

doucheatron

Someone who behaves like an acceptable person unless around a large group of people or females.

Bryce: Oh hey man
Steve: Oh hi how are you
Bryce: I'm good just been-
*attractive group of females walk up*
Bryce: BEEN WORKING OUT BENCHING LIKE 350 BEAT I COULD BET THE FUCK OUT OF YOU 1V1 I'D WRECK YOU FAGGOT.
Steve: Don't be a such a fucking doucheatron

by DAT KEWL GUY June 8, 2013

Doucheasaurs Rex

Someone who is a mega douche. someone exhibiting excessive douchiness.

Dude, quit being a doucheasaurs Rex.

by Jess Ski October 21, 2008

Douchanity

Douchanity is a state of mind that occurs when a douche becomes insane.

John: Did you hear that Lisa got beaten up badly by her douchebag boyfriend Will for screwing another guy?

Chris: Yeah, that dude totally reached a new level of douchanity.

by Flufff June 1, 2009

douchecanoe

the highest leavel of doucheny

paul has gotta be the biggest douchecanoe ever

by no-name-name October 1, 2006

Douchemando

A stupid, mean or contemptible person. An asshole. The only person that laughs when a commercial about the genocide in Africa comes up.

Dood, in class today Albert thought it was hilarious that the kids in the video we were watching were starving. What a Douchemando.

by Nate of Fate February 19, 2009

Douchelandia

Miami-Dade County, Florida.

Grrrrr. I have to go visit my grandparents in Douchelandia over spring break. What a drag. Now all I have to look forward to is a week of stupid morons, douchebags and vapid twats. Great.

by Jay BQ April 26, 2011