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douchebox

No, your not even a douchebag, I've upgraded your ass to a douchebox
by cchhrriiss13 November 22, 2009
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doucheborg

a douchebag that is using his phone via his new technologically advanced bluetooth earpiece.
guy1: is that dude talking to himself?
guy2: no, hes on the phone, looking like a doucheborg.
by jwax August 6, 2008
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douchebox

a person much douchier than the usual douchebag, or a group of douchebags, or a place filled with douchebags...because a box contains more than one
Lets get out of here this place is a douchebox

That guy just came up to me and asked me to go out to his car...not to mention he looks like Pete Sampras...douchebox
by bean_the_magical_fruit December 18, 2009
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douchemobile

Any vehicle purchased and driven strictly to fulfill any one or a combination of the following purposes: be the "fastest", look the "coolest", to have the most "bling", to look the most "furious", be the loudest, be the "meanest", be the "biggest road hog" or to be the most expensive.
1) Wu-Oh, there goes another C6 doing 130 MPG on the interstate. I bet he thinks he's too fast to cause a multi-car pile-up. He definitely looks the "coolest", so I'm sure he won't go to jail for doubling the speed limit once he's pulled over!

2) Hey look at that Yukon over there with the 24" spinners and chrome all over. It's the biggest, meanest road hog with the most bling I've ever seen!

**Please note, it is common knowledge that drivers of these type of vehicles are most commonly defined under the douche category with applicable similar definitions such as douche nozzle, douche bag or douche knob to name a few. These individuals are typically very easily identified by cocky, irrational and generally childish behavior. Many of these drivers refer to their douchemobile(s) as "american muscle" which is generally a pseudo-patriot excuse to waste more gasoline during the middle of an oil crisis.
by idespiseyou April 12, 2010
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Douchebog

Youʻre a one-man douchebog, Eric.
by Powergoat May 13, 2011
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douchebox

if the word douchebag or toolbox is not strong enough to descripe the doucheness
man, ur such a douchebox... or like, dude u see that douchebox over there...
by theInventor82 September 26, 2011
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douchetoolbag

A douchetoolbag is a person who is so douchey and such a tool bag that words can not describe them. Not even the word "douchetoolbag" gives them justice. Activities may consist of

1 : Uploading shirtless pictures from the gym to facebook on a bi-hourly basis

2:People who constantly post pictures to social networks either planking, owling, making fish lips or duck face. aka "eating invisible spaghetti"

3: constantly eating power bars, drinking a protein shakes and drinking smart water
"Those guys from Jersey Shore that all dress alike and have their hair cut at the place are some real douchetoolbags"
by urbanattitude July 23, 2012
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