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Douchebags R' Us

DBRUs: The place where all douchebags go to buy clothing, hairstyles, lines and all things douchebaggy
He must shop at Douchebags R' Us
by #truthaboutboys December 5, 2011
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douchebachery

Extreme indulgence in acting like a douche. Usually this action is effected in front of others, without concern on how one is perceived, whom these actions affect or consequences in general.
Guy #1: "You should have seen it, dude. I totally made that virgin fall for me, fucked her and then dumped her in the worst way, in front of the whole party. It was an epic!"
Guy #2: "Sounds like douchebachery of Charlie Sheen proportions."
by Ginkgo00 January 3, 2013
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Douchebags Apprentice

A douchebag wannabe, a douchebag in training. One that follows a certified, card carrying, journeyman douchebag, picking up on all the tricks and general douchebaggery, in effort to fulfill his journey into full fledged douchebagism.
Joe: That Justin, although still a pud-whack, Is getting pretty douchey.

Carl: Yeah I hear he's a Douchebags Apprentice. He's been hanging with a real Douchebag lately, so it's bound to rub off.
by Bubba Ganush November 1, 2012
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douchebags agreement

A bet with ridiculous wagers which only douchey people would think of or agree to
Douchebag #1 - Hey man, I bet you that you can't drink that entire bottle of mentholated spirits!
Douchebag #2 - Your on, if I win you have to cut of your cock with this plastic spoon
Douchebag #1 - Deal but if you lose you have to skull this bucket of paint thinner!
Douchebag #2 - Fuck yeah!
Innocent onlookers - Oh shit those guys just made a douchebags agreement
by Migel Sanchez June 13, 2013
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shitstorm of douchebags

A huge amount of douche bags who want to attempt to kick your ass, not caring if it is five on one or 6 on one. A shitstorm of douche bags usually pile out of their respective douche canoes(usually an SUV bought and paid for by their parents) and attempt to beat, intimidate, or physically dismantle the opposition.
A shitstorm of douchebags attempted to wail on me outside of McDonald's
by scottyvoorhees February 6, 2015
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Douchebachery

Seduction from virtue or duty by an abrupt often chastening shock to the nerves, emotions, or awareness. to put douche and debauchery together.
That guy Jeremy B. is still trying to douchebacherize the ladies with his douchebachery.
by MotherTeresa415 June 13, 2010
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douchebags

george w. bush and dick cheney are douchebags
by HornyFirecracker August 1, 2009
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