Describes an individual who has shown themself to be a stupid, very brainless, utterly confused person that causes you to express such disgust with them by calling them this name.
1. I can’t believe you are such a douchefuck, you have got to be shitting me!
2. Hey douchefuck, come over here I said!
2. Hey douchefuck, come over here I said!
by KraussMan April 18, 2008
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2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.
1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?
by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006
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girl2: douchefuckle?
girl1: he's such a shithead that no other word seemed appropriate.
girl2: douchefuckle?
girl1: he's such a shithead that no other word seemed appropriate.
by donkeycorns August 11, 2010
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'Hey did you here about Tom getting fired from mcdonalds?'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'
by douchefucker January 22, 2009
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bitches about everything possible.
thinks they are amazing, will refer to you as "my girl", don't expect to be called by your name by a douchefuck.
bitches about everything possible.
thinks they are amazing, will refer to you as "my girl", don't expect to be called by your name by a douchefuck.
by porkchops are us October 16, 2012
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Being douchey, annoying, unpleasant and vile while simultaneously being of use or service; serving some purpose; advantageous, helpful, or of good effect: a doucheful member of society.
Origin:
2011; douche + -ful
—Related forms
douche·ful·ly, adverb
douche·ful·ness, noun
un·douche·ful, adjective
un·douche·ful·ly, adverb
un·douche·ful·ness, noun
—Antonyms
1, 2. doucheless.
Being douchey, annoying, unpleasant and vile while simultaneously being of use or service; serving some purpose; advantageous, helpful, or of good effect: a doucheful member of society.
Origin:
2011; douche + -ful
—Related forms
douche·ful·ly, adverb
douche·ful·ness, noun
un·douche·ful, adjective
un·douche·ful·ly, adverb
un·douche·ful·ness, noun
—Antonyms
1, 2. doucheless.
by jf1231 June 21, 2011
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