Douchetard is a combination of douchebag and retard.
It works on so many levels because, when you are speaking to someone who is both a douchebag and a retard, you certainly don't want to lose any more time than you have to.
As an added bonus for montrealers, douchetard is close enough to Couchetard that you'll say it without even noticing.
It works on so many levels because, when you are speaking to someone who is both a douchebag and a retard, you certainly don't want to lose any more time than you have to.
As an added bonus for montrealers, douchetard is close enough to Couchetard that you'll say it without even noticing.
by popcycles June 21, 2010
Get the Douchetard mug.Contraction. A complete moron who does things that make them out to be more than a douchebag or a retard.
A. "Man, I can't believe he sent you the wrong text message, and it was soooo awful"
B. "I can believe it. He is a douchetard".
B. "I can believe it. He is a douchetard".
by theguruofawesome September 26, 2010
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The act of parking a vehicle horizontally in two spaces so as to prevent others from parking directly next to you to reduce the risk of having your vehicle dinged or scratched
The real estate agent with the Ferrari always doucheparks in our lot making it harder to find a open space.
by Estateplannerla May 8, 2019
Get the Douchepark mug.Noun. 1. A person who is both a douchebag and a retard.
2. One who is simply so stupid to be able to operate a disposable douch.
3. An incredibly irritating fuckwit.
2. One who is simply so stupid to be able to operate a disposable douch.
3. An incredibly irritating fuckwit.
'That douchetard really pisses me off!'
'You're know you're a real douchetard, don't you?'
'Did you see that douchetard at the bar last night? I wouldn't have pissed on someone that annoying if their hair was on fire!'
'You're know you're a real douchetard, don't you?'
'Did you see that douchetard at the bar last night? I wouldn't have pissed on someone that annoying if their hair was on fire!'
by AtheistPostRapturePetKeeper September 10, 2009
Get the Douchetard mug.A gathering of complete douchebags (more than 3) mainly to extoll the virtues of common douche baggery to a much intensified level.
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Get the douchefart mug.someone who is a total dumbass, and who has made a fool of themself. a slagging that is to totally offend the person who has done wrong..
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